They allow 7-year-olds to become policemen in Turkey?

It’s definitely scary and should be concerning, but this could end up being chalked up to a random act of terror rather than grounds for war. Turkey shot down a Russian plane last year, and they didn’t go to war (beyond the proxy war in Syria, I mean). Recently the Turks and Russians have been getting a little cozier,…

Hmmm.

When discussing all the dangers presented by the Trump administration in its current form, I am far, far more concerned about (moar) war than whatever domestic fuckery they come up with.

My immediate thought was of Franz Ferdinand.

Yeah, Aussies are a bit more relaxed about business names. We have a local repair service called ‘Just Screw It’.

i live in florida and i have a big yellow rat snake who lives in my gutter. we get along fine. any time someone has to go on the roof, they say “there’s a snake in your gutter!” and i say, “yeah, we’re cool. leave him be.”

Edt: WE FOUND HIM. I’ll try to respond to everyone, but in the meantime, thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. Jezzies, I came here in hopes that readers would make me feel less horror-movie plague-infected depressed, and you came through. Love you all. ❤❤

I still picture Dr Heimlich, at 94 and in a retirement home, seeing a fellow resident choking and thinking, “This is it. My time has come. My whole life has led to this moment.” He slowly stoops out of his chair, canes his way over to the patient, performs his eponymous procedure, and bellows out “HEImLICH!!!!”

I haven’t seen anyone suggest this yet, so: do not have that get together. If it’s at your place, get “sick” and cancel! If it’s somewhere else, have a headache and don’t go! You have every right to not subject yourself to an emotionally grueling situation. It’s not like you’ll never be able to see these friends…

Molokko Joseph Semien, born in Yung Shu Wan Old Village, Lamma Island, NT, People’s Republic of China, birth: unknown adopted: March 2004 Tai Peng Old Villiage Lamma Island- Death:Lower Garden District, New Orleans, Louisiana  March 17, 2015.

I guess being depressed is like always feeling vaguely shitty even when like your dreams are coming true or whatever.

When my lovely girl Lucy was still with me, I sang “Everybody Poops” to her on our walks. (Yep, it’s to the tune of “Everybody Hurts.”)

Download some white noise* and play it as loud as you can. It really makes other people’s racket tolerable. In fact, you’ll probably fall asleep and never know when they finally turned in.

There’s a really catchy and jazzy Christmas song by Duke Tumatoe called “It’s Christmas (Let’s have sex)“ and it oddly sounds super wholesome and 1950s and stuff that I played for my brother today. He got it stuck in his head and I heard him singing it to my cat, but with new words about my cat and then the “let’s…

Hey do you by chance have any more pictures relating to not even once and meth?

A waiter performed it on my husband on our honeymoon when he was choking on a bite of steak and saved his life (we took our honeymoon seven months after our wedding and I was quite pregnant at the time and was standing there like a fool afraid to try it).

I always thought they were the most dead-eyed of the HGTV folks. Straight up automatons.

Even more ironic, Germany is the last significant bastion of progressive democracy in the West and will probably have to be western civilization’s prime bulwalk against the rebirth of fascism.

I know it’s already been said a thousand times, but as a kid I always wondered how people “let” Hitler and the Nazis into power.