My dad buys my mom beer still, but he's also on a drug (prescribed) that makes him throw up if he consumes alcohol, so...

Both of those substances can increase heart rate. Google will give you a good mix of freaked out media and stoner message boards to attest to cannabis doing it, and will give a number of sources about alcohol doing it (relaxed blood vessels? during withdrawal?). I'm not a doctor but I can say that I have experienced…

"Since husband and wife generally pool their incomes into a single economic unit, what really matters is the combined family income, not the pay gap between them."

Yep, which is why I would like to maximize this combined income as much as possible in my theoretical future partnership, not hinder it by earning less than…

How is it respectful? They come in and stumble loudly down the hall and then make noises that sound like they are in my room. It's LOUD. We have all hardwood floors. I offered to let them know when I would not be in the house, like during the day. It would be MIGHTY respectful if they were quiet but they are loud…

My roommate is that loud sex person I have to listen to every weekend her boyfriend is here (which is approximately 2x a month). It gives me straight up anxiety and wakes me up at 2 or 3 AM. :(

Must be nice (not sarcastic), because I am constantly considering how I might be disturbing others in everything I do.

Listen. That is my roommate (not literally). Last weekend I could hear skin slapping skin. Over, and over, and over. The whole thing lasted a full hour including a water break in between. An hour of various banging/slapping/squeaking noises and occasional heavy breathing. At three. fucking. in. the. morning. …

And it's missing the domestic violence reference.

Thank you. The first time I heard this song on the radio I was just like, "what in the fuck?"

It's not always just "look at this nice thing", it's the...essentially bragging about your significant other. Pictures with captions about being lucky to be with such a beautiful woman. #bestboyfriend hashtags. Things like that. But, I agree that often strong relationships aren't the ones engaging in that kind of…

I essentially got an egg and cheese taco by getting the crunchwrap with no meat.

Hey, you can sub ANYTHING there. I'm a vegetarian and I sub the beans for meat all the time. Do the crunchwrap with beans instead of meat? The only problem, of course, is that they might not have the beans made in the morning...

Yeah, I get this! On one hand, I hate when there's all that relationship crap everywhere, but a part of me is like "WHY DON'T YOU EVER MAKE ME YOUR WOMAN CRUSH WEDNESDAY!?" (to clarify: he doesn't engage in any acroynmical day of the week postings at all; he's not posting other people for WCW). But ultimately, it's…

It was mentioned in the video in relation to the flag but hard to understand why.

...someone in the video yelled about the flag and Malaysia Airlines, actually.

Yeah, it seemed like our band was pretty in check. I never heard any alcohol poisoning issues. There were rumblings about some sections being crazier than others though.

Every time I read that she needed an advance of her pay to obtain a $16,000 a month apartment and blah blah money problems, I just don't get it. Is there some reason she absolutely can't move somewhere more affordable? I get that L.A. is expensive, but is the logic that she would be in danger if she lived in a…

Perfect.

...my female kid self would've been pretty proud of that accomplishment, too.

...that's old hat...? Cutting someone with a razor and then using their blood as lube?