The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

My favorite passage:

What? This comment has nothing to do with anything.

The reactions are so good

Hawaii is probably suffering from some Buffawoes right about now.

Let him walk out to Mandy by Barry Manilow, does every MMA fighter have to conform to the extreme douche stereotype? Doesn't differentiation make things more entertaining?

The real important thing with Kjlestan is that he can play the 10 and Bradley can’t. With Kjlestan in that center attack role, that allows Bradley to drop into the 6, which is a much better position for him. Pulisic is perfect out left, and the chemistry that him and Kjlestan had on that goal was a thing of beauty.

Yeah, what are they, like 110 yards apart?

This attitude - submitting people to abuses like castration or rape threats because they themselves are abusers - is just law and order conservatism. There’s nothing remotely progressive about it. Progressives used to understand that inflicting evil on evil people does not make you good; it just drags you down with…

Threatening to rape people and threatening to castrate them are incompatible with any kind of moral authority. The idea that those things can be made good by circumstance just shows how far things have fallen.

I don’t have Netflix, but I’d totally watch tv shows like this. I typically have the tv on in the background while I’m on the computer or doing something else, so these would be great.

Who also happen to be acting like patent trolls...

Maybe I’m just being Scandinavian in my sensitivities, but our kids seeing us naked is not a problem. We’re not nudists by any means but casual nudity is unremarkably common in my house.

Found the never-nude.

Two waters, two coffees!

I’m just glad this kid wears his pants properly like a real baseball player. Those goddamned pajama pants players wear nowadays really irk me.

“No whey!”

Zardes is so frustrating, because he has all of the physical tools and seems to do something world-class about once every 120 minutes. He reminds me of someone playing FIFA who holds the turbo button the entire time.

Gross, no. I said empathy issues, not mental issues.