Obviously I don't get it. Please tell me why anyone would tweet that instead of linking to an essay?

Why the hell would someone publish that as a series of 40 tweets when a link to a coherent essay of the same content would be so much better.

This. My fiance and I both watch porn. I watch porn at least a few times a month and him probably a bit more but it's mainly at times when one person NEEDS to get off and the other cannot for various reasons (had to work a lot of hours, needed more sleep, has a pelvic floor disorder and can't be penetrated, etc). …

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

What is up with people who get all pissed off about crying babies on airplanes? Get over it you special snowflakes.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

People like you are the reason I didn't go to my 10 year, because who gives a rat's ass about your PhD? If you need validation from people you haven't seen in 10 years, good luck impressing anyone at the 20...

Look, if someone had picked up a gun and shot him, would it not have been murder? Taken his watch, that's still theft. Punched him in the face, still assualt. Just because he allowed himself to be vulnerable does not mean that anyone should take advantage of that. Also, arousal of any form is a biological response to…

Nope

I think it just helps them to learn the habit of getting the stuff you have to do off your plate so that you can move onto the stuff you want to do. Plus, I think it's easier for kids to concentrate on homework soon after they get home from school than it is to try to get them back into a school-y frame of mind hours…

Ha, this Sad Dad is a writer and parent, so yeah, he's busy as hell, all the time.

Because chicago dogs are gross/it was a really good picture of a hot dog.

Would you feel the same way about walking past a car where a guy was jerking off? Does his private world inside his car supersede your right not to be exposed to his masturbation? Or are you just being nosy?

"Chelsea are not fucking around" *with teammates' girlfriends and paying for their abortions. Right John Terry?

HAHA. So simple, so timeless.

Your mom is AWESOME.

Except it was him making the music, and it's a pretty shitty thing for them to do.

And it's a sad, and unfortunate thing that happens in the EDM scene, but I am entirely not surprised by this news. Anyone keeping track of these guys would have seen the writing on the wall.

I'm pretty sure at this point they'll just be…

Most of us were at the MNF Chief's game setting the new World Record at 142.2 the day before, so ya, getting loud isn't a problem for KC. Such an awesome game to be at!

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