What kind of miserable existence do you lead where people across the nation wanting to do whatever small part they can to celebrate the actions of a hero and thank him for saving the lives of who knows how many people and the best you can muster is saying it is gross? I can't even imagine how depressing your life must…

Sepp Blatter: "Golf ball-sized hail has been banned from the 2014 World Cup!"

they already had the honey fund set up for guests of the wedding, hence they were already expecting people to pay for the trip.

Cool story bro.

I live in Seattle, which is a pretty small big city. The Cafe Racer shooting was a big shock, and I think people here are incredibly grateful to him for having the cohones to stop the shooter, who would surely have wounded or killed more people. I think it's shitty that you guys are going after the people who are…

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

And the plural of anecdote is not data.

The idea that Nike's sponsorship of USATF hurt the athletes and the sport is complete nonsense. It might be a "bad deal," owing to the value Nike can extract from it as a branding engine, but it's certainly not a bad deal for the USATF or the athletes. There's no other company with the size and perception in the…

Is this a joke? You're crying about Nike suing to protect its sponsorship rights? This is like Samsung removing the Apple logo from an iPhone ad and slapping Samsung on it. Actually, it's not even Samsung; it's Kyocera.

What's the problem here? Don't remove logos from the photos. Pretty simple.

Dean's ex-wife and Tori's ex-husband are laughing their asses off having dodged this bullet.

Why do stories like this always end up becoming a parenting skills judging session? Can people just back the fuck off and realize that every parent makes mistakes? Some of them are easily remedied - like the time I thought my kid wasn't that sick, took her out anyway, and got barfed on. Some of them aren't - like when…

As an art major in college, I can tell you with complete certainty that art majors are some of the most insufferable people on the planet.

Zlatan approves.

The NBA Playoffs are like a Shrek or Finding Nemo movie: cool for kids and tweens, but only watchable for adults in small doses. Unless you plan on going to Disney Camp this summer, you're probably too old for this stuff. The NBA isn't a league - it's a T.G.I. Friday's dressed up in a Lakers uniform.

Jeez dude. I'm glad my heart callouses stopped me from trying shit like this long before HD cameras and gif jockeys started scanning the crowd at every sporting event.

[walks down to local Blockbuster store to return "No Exit" movie]

The Heat never turn down a 'look at me' moment

I sent this to my dad this week and said that I was SO glad he wasn't like this when he was growing up. He said that he actually felt pretty much exactly this way inside the whole time (and still does, now that I'm a single adult) but that part of being the parent is knowing when to keep your issues to yourself—I…

I go to one vols game a year. It's like an orange and white Nuremberg rally. They are brainwashed idiots. Many vols fans truly think tag manning was the QB in the championship season. Profoundly stupid. They don't even understand the game. They reminisce about Phil fulmer but forget what a dreadful game time coach he…