anonymousbydesign
anonymousbydesign
anonymousbydesign

Some days it all works out for beleaguered sports dad. Kids distracted by Toy Story, Ustream has a HD feed of sky1, you make your coffee and log in to watch; just in time to see a fucker more than a decade your junior score a brace against the only other fuckers more irritating than that factoid.

Don't vote for Wiger. That's just offensive.

A male model and a still in the closet meathead steal cars. The model is now dead. The end.

Reasons I love my wife (an abbreviated list):

*rectumfied

It’s the only part of the fight game I miss. Going to battle for my trainer/mentor/coach, trying to reward the faith and the effort expended on my behalf. Love keeps you in the ring long after all other motivations have disappeared.

You get kicked out of places, you get kicked off squads.

“If they have a problem with me throwing inside, then they can meet me 60 feet, 6 inches away. I’ve got no problem with that.”

Lol at starting a Twitter to respond and the best thing you can come up with is: “women are superior” which isn’t true, accepting or particularly intelligent.

“Their three hits are the in franchise playoff history.”

Is staring at background cleavage still free? It is? Sweeeet.

I take that approach in business and my company has grown exponentially each year, most high level decision makers I know have a mindset of pride.
As far as whatever FanGraphs is there is a major problem in your thinking right there when you compare these two sports. Soccer is 11 players playing at the same time,

Have fun trying to change basic human nature to benefit fans. Let me know how that ulcer works out for you.

Spuds is the worst attempt at a derogatory nickname I've ever read.

It’s almost like he’s relating basic human emotions while negotiating to a negotiation! How dumb!1!!1

To be honest take comfort in knowing that nobody will or should be paying attention to you. Try to make THEIR day special and you can't go wrong!

So Dan Savage is a fucking Neanderthal for encouraging people to be GGG? So if my wife complained that I won’t eat her pussy* she’s a cave woman?

Except for the next three goals

If I was the ref I call an illegal throw-in. Yes everyone laughs bc I call it after the ball goes in but who cares? Both keepers deserve their shutouts.

I am a true nihilifeminist which means if you do something that would get a male hit you should expect and encourage it to come your way if you are also a violent, bigitous piece of shit.