Except for the next three goals

If I was the ref I call an illegal throw-in. Yes everyone laughs bc I call it after the ball goes in but who cares? Both keepers deserve their shutouts.

I am a true nihilifeminist which means if you do something that would get a male hit you should expect and encourage it to come your way if you are also a violent, bigitous piece of shit.

Without a cement floor handy I believe Solo would have opted to punch it.

Should have gone with a punch. -Hope Solo

Lindahl- feel free to dive at any point.

The internet knows fuck all about great design and branding.

Cool ranch smells like vomit. Don't get me wrong, they are tasty but they straight smell of barf!

You're the one fighting windmills up in herre, I was merely matching your vernacular, Don.

And I’m tired of asshole’s meta comments. If you’ve already solved the problem of what everyone is going to say and it matters so much to you then why are you here?

It’s May baseball- Hamilton’s specialty.

You’d think McDonalds would have better use for its dwindling revenues than FIFA 3 years from a cup.

Murderer? Come to Jezebel- where being a violent criminal who kills herself makes you more worthy of kindness and understanding than the victim.

Nobody said anything about adoption, nice parlor trick though. COUSINS don’t count dipshit.

I can’t believe you’re pulling the “it’s my family card” to try to tell people if they can make a real family or not . Cousins don't count, just mind your own business and stop playing Republican all over his life.

Inciting debauchery? More like...

Boxing is so dead. We’d never watch the Steelers play a pop warner team and applaud their abilities. There are 50 or less noteworthy boxers in the planet and 1000000000 journeymen nobodies looking for their next $500.

So in response to nobody’s comment you'll continuing backing the unassailable favorite. Cool story bro.

This is what it was like playing keeper during my high school seasons, great forwards, good midfield, 4 homeless guys pretending to play defense, one goalie counting the days till club fired back up.

They would have potentially lost the client but kept their business. I’d take it.