Gritty, defensive wins: Sexy when Italy does it, disgusting when the US does apparently.

you're doing God's work sir.

can someone who is better at the internetz than me please post a GIF of Cartman enjoying some tears of delicious sadness? Nothing I enjoy more than Ghana soccer tears.

it did show how mentally weak they, were you watching the game? I don't say that as insulting, but as an honest question because after the second goal went in, even before Pepe was red carded you could tell Portugal had completely given up. They'll go as far as Ronaldo will drag them kicking and screaming, but with…

I wasn't encouraged by any aspect of his play, completely awful game.

saying he had excellent game is a gigantic overstatement, maybe it was excellent for him but not for us. This isn't the 90s, USMNT don't need somebody who can only defend and maybe dribble occasionally and who can't link up with their teammates. Zusi is also strong in defence, while providing inch perfect crosses that…

No, it's just another hipster fad up there. Everyone will find something else to do, aka go back to their heroin on the streets of Portland. Soccer city does not belong in any practically expansion city, KC is an original team and still the champion. In more ways than one.

Lol I was a lot more worried before I saw how soft they were physically and emotionally. After the second goal you knew they were all done, Pepe just confirmed it.

Your point being...? Any intelligent fan has no concern for Germany. We won't be getting points off them just like everyone else, they don't stand in our way, only an emotionally and physically fragile Portugal does.

a generalization and a pejorative in one comment, sore loser much?

you're 100% right but that's encouraging to me, we don't have to play our best football to win anymore. Bradley was very poor and Zusi should have started instead of Bodoya.

I never hated LeBron, I hated everyone thinking they were going to be more dominant than the 90s Bulls, now that our six championships are safe , I can go back to appreciating his abilities.

Underestimate CONCACAF, pay the price. Your team might be better but if you don't come to play you're going to be in trouble

Wow. That is perhaps the worst statistical argument ever made. Yes, your daughter is the sole decider, a one girl Nielsen ratings for the prevalence something has in our cultural. Does she have any insight into the 2016 election? Let me guess, Efron will be president.

The only thing that can be learned from this is that people won't offer to help but they'll sure as shit lead the moral crusade. If it had been me I would have sat by her car till she came out (just in case) and told her: "I didn't want all these helicopters having a conniption, have a good day."

I would never do this…

"I'm not here to judge Kim Brooks"

I know this is off-topic but anyone who can tell me why Guatemala/Ghana was canceled yesterday gets one shiny nickel.

The word "hopefully" makes this nothingness wrapped in a shell of non-prediction.

It's comforting to know that while I will probably die without seeing the US win a cup, there are children being born in North Korea today whose great great great great great grandkids who are alive when immortality is achieved who won't live to see NK win one either.

I've never seen so few people understand something as simple as sponsorships, including the author.