You're an excellent judge of character.

I'm offended by the combination of the "Keep Calm" motif with a massively overused font: Trajan Pro.

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I find your use of "dick" to be offensive. Being snarky about another female's weight? Clearly she's being a bitch. Leave us males out of this age old female snipefest.

Intern not at Sports center: "Oh cool, this posterize feature makes it look hand drawn, it totally looks like I commissioned an oil painting!"

good for her I would never testify against family either

More like San Diego Chong-ers. Amirite?

You're sorry about his health problems but not for being trite and misandristic. Got it. Normally I wouldn't mention or care but Jezebel loooves it some overly PC language when it comes to FEMALE health issues.

I like 30Rock too.

That is so awful that I'm leaning towards it being a MSPaint production.

Crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in football!

Card over, event over. Just stop talking.

Fear no pickle jar.

You're only as strong as your grip strength allows.

The best part of Jiu Jitsu is that our instructors don't require us to go on the "community outreach" events I see so many TKD students endure.

Thank you, your link just further proves my point. Covering a fight when it's over is one thing, live posting pay per view video is much different. UFC does not need Deadspin's help promoting its sport.

Nice suggestion but I don't see what your point is. Why should people go read this? Are you saying that Deadspin should be allowed to live-blog video from a PPV event?

Five recommendations but I can't get my post approved. Great job GM!

honest question: does Deadspin get to liveblog highlights of Floyd Mayweather fights? if so then I agree the UFC is being dumb, but if not why do you think they should?

genius bit of advertising.