“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

You’re missing the obvious Kinja Turtles joke…

Let’s get this thing started! Give em hell!

I’ll join in.

Mary, school nurse in Indiana: Caught her breast cancer early because she could afford to get regular mammograms

No jail time? Fuck this world.

My cat derives great joy from sitting in an upstairs window enjoying the breeze, glaring at birds, and pissing off the neighbor’s dog. Kitties do just fine indoors :)

It’s actually much safer for both the cats and the local wildlife if cats are kept inside, and cats can live perfectly healthy and much longer lives if they are kept inside. Not only is the risk of a cat being injured or killed very high if they are outside (I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my…

I too felt inexplicably bad for him on that one.

You believe that the moon is “real” in the first place?

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

...um...demanding for a friend....

I just saw a large segment about this with Auntie Rachel, and it is truly a trip to Crazytown. Apparently, part of the problem is that the lawyers Cheeto Hitler was able to hire are not Washington constitutional scholars, since all of the big DC firms bounced him when his people came sniffing around looking for…

Save the empty $6 bottle and refill it, of course! Then you can look like an utter twat on the cheap.

Me looking at that screenshot:

Right? Man, I see human poop in my neighborhood on the regular and not a Roma in sight, I just assume that it was all Tucker Carlson.

“Where’s Charles Bronson when you need him?”

I already read some earlier. Apparently she deserves no congratulations because out-of-wedlock mothers are supposed to be shamed. Even extremely successful, financially set women. What year is this?

Yay for Mindy Kaling! I’m always happy to see other new moms in my age bracket out there because (selfishly) it makes me feel less self-conscious about being an older mom.