Except she’s been an open philanthropist for years. Nicki has nothing to do with her brother’s problems - those are HIS problems. And - in case you bring this one up - she didn’t bail him out from jail. Bye xoxo

**Catalina update**

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

God I wish she’d won. I feel approximately 400 years older as a result of the current administration.

Let me interject a brief reality check: single non-hideous men with good jobs (or, in this case, an international reputation and not without charm) don’t have to work that hard to get women to go to bed with them in our century.

I gave up the colour and went grey, fully grey, in January. I’m gonna stick with the “fierce act of bravery” descriptor, though in all truth it also saves me money on colouring and also idgaf anymore.

I love Wanda so much.

Did Kushner & Kellyanne Conway get one too?

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

“the ultimate form of child abuse.”

Eh, I did too, but I’m also 100% sure my congressman will write it off and pretend it’s because I don’t fully understand how awesome his plan is. He’s a smug dick that way.

Just to play fair...

I want to be rich for two reasons. So I can buy any plant I want for my garden and so I can leave ridiculous tips. That’s it. That’s all I really aspire to in life.

You have to be a special kind of asshole to refuse funeral services to someone. I have heard of churches doing this, too. This person’s loved ones are experiencing soul-crushing grief. You don’t have to be the humanitarian of the year to show some compassion.

You’ve never been pregnant have you? It can be hard enough even when you want the child. Your comment is incredibly tone deaf and lacks any awareness of the bilogical, and psychological stress (not to mention financial), changes, and risks associated with pregnancy.

well said!

Were you in the Central Valley? That can be such an odd, unsettling place....

It honestly should be remade as a Netflix series. AND MAKE IT LIKE THE ACTUAL BOOK PLEASE!

They should have just changed the title and it would be a perfectly adequate, well-made zombie action movie. As an adaptation it’s a big failure. Nobody who read the book likes the movie, especially because they now have the rights to the book so if someone did want to make a more faithful HBO mini-series adaptation…

See, the fact that she said she was no longer sure it was nonconsensual on the SECOND interview is enough to convince me that she probably “changed her story” after the cops treated her like a suspect and badgered her relentlessly about whether it was really rape or if she “consented.”