and Emma Stone.

This is why people who say 45 can’t be bought because he’s already rich. That’s not how greed works.

You have just made me a born again energy evangelical.

So fossil fuels are just like abortion’s misunderstood cousin, is that it? Is that how you can twist the label ‘feminist’ to support fossil fuels on Earth Day? OK, then you’d better make sure those fossil fuels are forced to wait 48 hours before igniting, and they require written permission from the solar-energy…

Yup. From now until he steps down from the court, any 5-4 decision with Gorsuch in the majority is not fully legitimate.

The gutting/severely compromising the EPA is one of the most infuriating aspects of Trump’s agenda. All of these people who want to roll back pollution regulations on industry, they’re not going to breathe the same air and drink the same water that we do? It’s simply insane this will also affect you and everyone you…

I’m going to i’m going to call myself a “energy evangelical.” God put the sun and wind on the top of the earth, where it’s free for all and easy to get, and hid all the oil way down deep under the earth where we weren’t supposed to find it. Yup. Also I am “pro life” and believe we should support all life through…

Like I snarked in a tweet today, Gorsuch is now the Chief Plagiarist of the Supreme Court - hmph.

‘energy feminist’, huh.

Okay, that does it. We are officially living in the Onionest Timeline.

That may be true, but I use Spotify to find new music & spend money at concerts to see those bands live & buy the albums I listen to a lot. So I’m still supporting the artists even if the per-play price they get isn’t great.

i think being highly credulous and easily influenced is a form of insanity.

“The deranged, conspiratorial mindset that compels someone to declare a picture of dead infants a “deep state” hoax will clearly continue merrily on whether or not Trump parrots that particular delusion.”

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

I’m convinced his last name was originally Rasputin and that fucker never died in the river.

I really hope you’re right cause this is getting exhausting.

I feel awful for finding this funny.

This is Conaway, who will replace Nunes. I’m sure he’ll be a totally unbiased investigator into the guy who gave him that spiffy hat.

I am somehow boring.

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.