Exactly. 99% of women wear jeans that defy the laws of physics in such that they shouldn’t be able to fit them on their own bodies, let alone allow enough room for man’s hand. Unless Mark Cuban has ninja sex hands, this story seems unlikely.

The saddest and funniest parts of a joke are too often easily confused.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” was way way more than just OK.

The answer to both those questions is obviously “The future.”

“We don’t need any more assholes kneeling during the anthem or being capable of forming an opinion or voting or any of that radical bullshit.”

I traded mine in for an Ouya...still had to pay $20.

Are the people who donate for “BOOBIES” really the ones complaining, though? Pretty sure that’s not the case.

This is actually a bit upsetting. Children visit museums. Museums have statues with nipples and genitals showing. All we’re doing here is being prudish.

This seems odd, given the content of the rest of the game (and indeed, the series).

Rather, it seems odd from the perspective of wondering why deadly violence is acceptable, but the (adult) human form is not.

I don’t want to get too far into politics, but this very thing is playing out right now; the Florida legislature…

They will vote exactly the same because they can’t even admit it to themselves.

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

Hot take: It wasn’t THAT bad.

My cats were snuggling me on the couch and ran into the bedroom closet and are now cowering in fear from that.

my dog got upset her singing was so bad.

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

I think you mean the disc ...

you really shouldn’t make fun of flat earthers... the idea is slowly taking over the globe!

Jack Jack displayed powers at the end of the first movie. He was high up, but they could see him but not see him turn into a fire thing, demon, lead weight? Eh... bit of a stretch. Regardless, I think the struggle is not so much parenting but parenting Jack Jack. Teleporting toddler? Yeah Mary Poppins is going to be…