People fight like fucking animals the second their kids are involved. 

They’re down the road at Upson Downs (the restrictions only go to the end of their property line).

You’ll see yourself out.

His appeal completely moos-tifys me. Nothing but cheesiness - he is milking the situation. He needs to come up with something fresh, umm something manure. That or go hide. He is literally offal!

What a COW-ard.

That, or he just couldn’t stop kicking the back of the pilot’s seat...

“Exactly why his ejection seat went off is a mystery.”

Our poster, at home:

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Trump recommends you just Grab ‘Em.

Leave me alone, peasant.

My friend, this is a book excerpt. Earlier in the book we learn that Angel is from Atlantic City. Thank you for your attention to detail and passion re: geography. 

If you ever want to start a YouTube channel, delete everything, and then go back and delete more. Make everything private. Act like you have five million subscribers when you’re starting, because you can’t go back...

I don’t know about Netflix specifically, but there are definitely places where HR really does not have a lot of sway over powerful employees, division heads, etc. I doubt anybody “vetted and approved” her firing except her boss. HR may not have even known it was going to happen. I imagine they make it a practice to…

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

These are exactly the kind of “parents” who wonder why their kids move away the minute they turn 18 and never keep in touch afterwards.

Well you can certainly be tried and found “not guilty,” which most people would consider interchangeable with having been found “innocent.” 

Possibly because “found innocent” isn’t a thing in the U.S. legal system. It is still super strange that they want him to pay money for a crime they can’t prove he committed.