I mean, the valedictorian at my high school went to a small Catholic university in a horrible midwestern city and is now a “liturgical coordinator” in the campus ministry at a different small Catholic university, also in an objectively horrible place to live.

Okay, so, “any of these 20 people” is not the same thing as working down to one candidate who will actually get elected. Like, this is a necessary process. I guess you can just sit on your hands and wait until early 2020 to invest in someone specific, but the fact that other people are arguing over who will be the…

Since neither of those things have happened, I think the gymnastics are happening in your head at the moment? I’m not seeing anything all that incoherent in Jezebel’s coverage, I just don’t always agree with their takes.

To be fair, Donald Trump’s resume does not just say “reality show personality.” We all know that his businesses are a complete mess but they are pretty large and entangled in several different industries, and he ran them for many years. He also has a degree from an ivy league college. To be more fair, neither of them…

I am not trying to argue with you, but I would need some kind of evidence that she was forced to cheerlead for her rapist. She could have disengaged from cheerleading. It wouldn’t be a great choice to have to make, but the school district was probably not holding her at gunpoint.

I do wonder if the nature of his new job changes this calculus. Trump only starts fights he thinks he can win when “fighting” means trading barbs with someone in page six or personally making fun of Rosie O’Donnell, in which case there is no losing. He filed a lot of lawsuits he didn’t win, but he “won” because he…

Yeah, I love how these people are like, “she just has good marketing!” And I think, yeah she does, what’s your point?

Same! Except I was 8.

ooooooooh she’s MAD today

Oh cum on. His ego doesn’t need any more stroking. 

I’m pretty sure Sparks thinks Sparks is the hero of this story 

Frankly, it will take the death of a celebrity’s child from something stupid like measles to begin to wrest attention/oxygen away from these idiots.

Yes, if only she was a different person who made different choices based on a different set of values.

I think that, during my teen years, I probably saw every episode of Saturday Night live made between 1975-1992 twice, because comedy central ran them several times a day. I remember how, in the shows from the early 80s, it looked like it was filmed in a literal garage, possibly after a fire.

I guess I understand why someone young wants plastic surgery to fix, say, a problematic nose, or to get breast implants/reduction, etc. But someone under 50 getting a face lift or weird little enhancements? It’s a free country, but that’s a good example of the kind of superficial person lacking in confidence and…

SCRYEW DA “NATCHYUREL LAUWR!”

My husband has grown very fond of CBD-based ointment that he rubs on whenever his shoulder aches. He has also sort of convinced himself that CBD flower is the best for smoking. The problem is, all these CBD-only products are really expensive and I worry that he is convincing himself that if it costs this much, it must…

I understand where you are coming from but none of that changes the fact that parents can literally buy their way in to the competition now, nor does it change the fact that spending tens of hours a week studying for something this esoteric with the sole goal of coming to and ideally winning this specific competition…

I would actually believe that some idiot intern/entry level person chose this video without watching the whole thing, or even that they watched it all and didn’t grok how offensive that shit is. The entire payroll of this operation is probably a million bucks a year, or less. I would not be surprised to find out that…

Thank god he tried this shit with a man. If he only victimized women, we would probably never have heard about it.