Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

The Internet was a mistake.

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

“Got killed by a fork... nice graphics!” is almost enough to get me involved.

Okay even if this is bait I can’t stay silent. WTF, are you kidding? Ignoring the fact that due to the sheer amount of crap happening over there, they might not even have the staff that’s needed for it and Kyoto itself isn’t doing to good, this was clearly done out of respect to those affected, today probably isn’t…

“common complaints are that KFC is too expensive, too greasy and not crispy”

Isn’t that what Aziz Ansari did immediately following the article that tanked him - it was said he reached back out to the woman and apologized personally and profusely - and yet... he’s still not forgiven?

At last, I can have my revenge on that cursed doll that popped out of chest and killed me all the time!

Okay, dude, I’ve always wondered if other people imagined the Phoenix Wright universe in this way. Can I just say that back when I was playing Justice for All, I got this weird sexual chemistry/sexual tension vibe from the court scenes with Phoenix and Franziska Von Karma. It was so palpable at times. Enough so that I…

I was going to ask what that ferret ever did to you, but then I remembered the size of the average ferret relative to a gnome, and assumed Murlock interpreted the weaselly ne’er-do-well as a mortal threat.

Go Dwarf, or jump off a wharf.

...seriously, my first WoW character was a Gnome, and I loved that little…

Since I don’t directly comment to greys—and especially greys with backward ass opinions—here goes:

That’s why you go full Reaper and buy dozens so you just throw away the spent ones and pull out new ones to reload.

First time ‘shopper, long time fan :-) 

2 words: Pokemon

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

Aaaaahhh... ahAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhuhurrrrh.

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