Do you also complain that movie or pop stars are typically attractive? That there are attractive people in ads? What about how professional athletes dress? Why aren’t models just regular uggos?

Why not use sex for views? It’s not their fault that it works and is profitable, it’s the consumer’s. It would be like getting upset that the grocery store sells apples. If you don’t want apples, don’t buy apples.

I was just talking about this with my wife a few days back, about how the evolution of communication technology has taken us from expecting to hear back from someone maybe that month, to that week, to that day, and with instant text communication we have inscribed all of our worst habits from the halcyon days of IRC…

You can tell it’s fake because it takes him less than 2 episodes to charge up an attack like that.

Sleep is something weak people do.

How the hell did he find time to direct Black Panther?

3 Pieces of Gear

This is not how I thought I’d next see Mr. Freeman.

I like to think Miyazaki said, “this Harvey Weinstein,” with a little dismissive question mark at the end.

Woah, Chopper doesn’t get an entry on its own?! I’m sick of this anti-droid sentiment!

Does Nintendo get a trophy for having the oddest things accredited to their hardware? GameBoys surviving bomb blasts, Switches finding tumors, Wii remotes used to train surgeons.

1. Wishing someone dead is bad form... not cool.

I think you mean Adam Rippon’s Adam Rippon’s Pro Skater.

“If he ever does want to do a figure skating game, I totally call dibs on making it,” he said.

I feel like if he put on a muppet costume with the half mask from Phantom of the Opera, the entire image would be complete.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.