Because they are hot and wear little clothing. Source: I just googled Ellen Darby to figure out why she is famous. After confusion of misspelling her name, I saw that she mostly stands around wearing very little, but not featuring anything but herself in her instagram. Somehow 112k people look at that.

I bought a “taco flavored” packaged jackfruit meat substitute from my local hippie food store and cooked it according to directions. Anyone who enjoys that stuff probably enjoys a nice tall glass of OJ after brushing their teeth. +1 Star for you.

As a man who has enjoyed pancakes in the Middle East because of this chain, I say:

“I am not afraid to look like an idiot” is a mantra worth having. I also like “Butter&Shallots” as a little zen-phrase for me. To me, it is multi-faceted: I originally used it to mean that somebody’s positive results are not something to get discouraged over because they may know a little secret. Then I used it to…

We love guys who love show-tunes?

Isn’t the “pretending not to know who a famous person is to elicite a positive response from her fanbase” a pretty common joke? I swore I’ve seen this used before (and received positively) though usually with more famous people. Kinda feels like NPH was trying to make a positive joke and then it backfired when Ms.…

As a veteran of the wilderness, my first reaction is to fist-pump and shout “fuck yea!” in agreement, but as reasonable adults can we at least agree to drop “real” as a term when disparaging other’s choices? If we listen to our better angels, don’t we learn that reverse-snobism is just as bad as being a snob? This…

There certainly is a lot of euologizing on the internet today. Your co-worker got it right. In the end, if Mr. Bourdain was about anything, he was about the empathy. That’s his legacy. And emulating that is how we should honor him.

I’ve read a lot and I mean A LOT of eulogizing about Mr. Bourdain today. You’re the one who hit it on the head. Many people are recalling his passion for travel, his zeal for food, his ribald humor, or his uncouth tendencies. Nope. Anyone can put on those affectations. The clones of his show are a dime a dozen these…

I love that you could sometimes tell fans of his because they enjoyed being called “cook” and often requested it over “Chef” (unless they were actually the Chef).

Good for you for maturing. From one Scot-American to another of Scot-descent, I’m proud of you. After years in the Navy, I’ve got minor hearing loss and tinnitus. I always carry ear plugs now, which has been super-useful as Ive started attending group classes and the instructors have a devil-may-care attitude towards…

Well, in fairness - Flash was having enough trouble trying to make one West kid interesting and they only seem to think it is by making her take on “X’s role” of the week and/or dumbing down everyone else. Wally was sooo much better on Legends, but now that he is leaving the jackass part of me is hoping Keiynan…

You are right there. I feel like real Wally, the redheaded stepchild of DC, would be a good fit for Legends.

Wally was never so wishy-washy. Sure, he had (very valid) “how do I live up to this” self-worth issues, but it was never as melodramatic as Barry. (Which hurts me to say because I watch the show and really do like Grant Gustin’s job on it.)

Deface Mario on the cover. Some good ol’ fashioned vandalism to his picture should make things right. Bonus points for having a speech-bubble confessional.

Precisely. They’ve taken over mass-marketing swill from one-end of the spectrum (cheap and unrefined) to the other (overproduced and pretentious *cough-IPAs-cough* posing as local products) while people think it’s a brewery. This is the kind of soulless commercialism that gives Donald Trump his morning wood.

As a former bag boy (at an A&P, thank you very much), I disagree. Most cashiers are so slow and sloppy that I always am able to scan and bag faster, without mixing my colds and room temp items or putting cans on top of eggs.
I would think that this would be a generic life-skill, like making an omelet or folding a…

As someone who has lived in the middle east, I have to ask - Just how good can hummus be? I’ve had everything from “darn good hummus” to “is this hummus?”. But “fantastic”???

New entry into the category for “Worst advice ever on an advice-page”.

You. You should be writing these articles and not this hack.