Declare for the draft and hit the D League.

Gawker writers are writing articles based on viral memes now?

This was my first car at 17.

Everyone knows only the last two minutes of a game actually matter.

NFL wants to ban head to head hits? How about a one game suspension for times like this when the player decides to go for the head despite have every opportunity for a clean body shot.

Still want to chat?

I love how you’re proud of all the food California grows despite the fact that the people who grow that food consider your political beliefs absolute shit.

Oh look, a Gawker writer from NYC knows everything again.

I have info. Where is the piece going to be published?

One of these trucks blew through a stop sign in front of my condo last night.

I was thinking about this as I saw it. Especially on replay it’s the type of hit that happens many times during any given day. You have to wonder if it somehow got him just right or if it’s a compounding injury.

“People who know Caruso describe him as a smooth talker, a quote-machine eager to brag about his security clearance and access to the political and military elite.”

Only problem with this statement is he doesn’t have security clearance any longer. He lost it when he abused it by using it to look at women he was…