Actually, the point of a proper military is for national defense. Depending on which branch one serves under, you get the "minimum standards" training, which does include M-16 rifle courses for all branches. Army and Marine trainees would go further with actual hand to hand combat techniques, because their mission may…

11 My Favorite Tax Exemption

Wonder how Fox is going to melt down on this ...

Next on Lifetime: No Means No

1 Christmas Creep

"The Serengeti Ranch, the animal exhibitor that we believe supplied the animals for the Roar video, has been inspected by the US Department of Agriculture 22 times since 2001."

Is Greg Land now swiping from Liefied?

Spider-Man being in the Avengers has been a more recent thing. I believe one of the biggest reasons he didn't accept membership in the past was the loss of his anonymity. He became an Avenger/revealed his identity during the Civil War story arc, so that was about 2006-2007. Prior to that, he was essentially an…

Where's Pat?

Ain't gonna lie. Anything outside of school assigned reading the parents figured was better than nothing.

Since the holidays are coming up, I wonder if some of these folks will dress up as Alexander Hamilton with some Native American "friends?"

Does such a person exist, or is this person a hypothetical example?

Her story sounds vaguely familiar ...

"... up and to the left ..."

Absolutely brotastic.

Good dim sum usually doesn't come on the buffet.

There's got to be something going on when the male members of the Hall family can be described as shirtless.

Disco fever

Couple of concerns:

1. Why is PETA so concerned about the penis size of unborn children?
2. Is PETA advocating for size queens now?
3. Are they talking about length or girth?
4. Secretly sponsored by the porn industry?
5. What do they gain from male children with large genitalia?

Uncle Ted shaved and in his finest; Marines at parade rest; the vehicle they're coming out of has the image of a sabre, the letters "ES" and "ROUD" is most likely a Marine Corp "recruitment vehicle." With the civilian crowd in the background, probably something low-level like a publicity event. Looks like a sponsored…