Man. This I don't get. There was no possible end result of sharing that other than hurting a lot of people. What's the point?

Separating colors is a scam and only important when items have never been cleaned before.

They’re basically the Food Babe of the environmental organization world. Click bait and shiny press releases to lure people in, just enough science to sound legitimate.

By far the most shocked Diane Sawyer has looked in this whole interview was when Jenner identified as a Republican.

I deeply regret clicking play. The heroic, dramatic music alone made me queasy.

Jude the Obscure?

GUYS GUYS JUST TO BLOW PAST THE COMMENTS CORRECTING ME: I am a city mouse and also an idiot and didn’t realize rice grains are seeds. I learn new things everyday and this was a big one for me.

I know. But I didn’t realize rice was a seed because rice is something I buy in a box. I learn so many things on Jezebel.

haha, I thought so. Apparently rice is a seed, though.

Ah, seeds. I was confused because I thought it was rice. I’ll buy it.

(Also this is absolutely horrifying but just to clarify. They found ebola genetic material in his semen but haven’t yet established if it was infectious. The virus itself may still fade out after three months but little floating particles of dead ebola persist. Everyone should still be wearing condoms until we figure…

Please explain your choice of stock photo. I must know the thought process.

That was my favorite part. As though only board books with one word per page are allowed until age 3 when they miraculously become interested in the pictures of Corduroy and Where the Wild Things Are?!

If they’re lucky it will wait that long.

Not a picture book. A copy of Great Expectations or something that would have to sit in storage until high school.

They are issuing statements, they just both have shit PR departments. Few media sites are covering their announcements or, when they do, it is a few lines buried in a larger article about the law — “this is one of the safest methods of second trimester abortions and is not murder” is not a sexy title. For example this…

Laura Beck!

I am going to be out of the country when PP2 opens and that knowledge has been casting a negative cloud on all of my travel planning.

If thinking this is a horrible idea makes me an ageist hater, point me to the club meeting.

I agree that comparisons to Schwyzer are unfair. As for the commenter turned author bit, I’m sure you’re right that’s a big part of the leeway as well. Small town boy (ie commenter) making the big time and all that.