Sleeping Dogs did this first, albeit the signs did not appear every block, but rather only at turns.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I’m with you. On the weekends, there isn’t much that I like more than flopping my ass in my recliner, putting my controller in my lap, and gaming for a few hours on my 60" TV.

I’m 38 today and my 7 y.o. got Minecraft last week for his birthday from his uncle. And damned if his uncle, my fn older brother, got the game for XB1. Now I’m fighting with my 7 y.o for game time on my XB1 and GOD is Minecraft a senseless game to just watch. So much worse than watching someone else play a fps game.…

“The game is bigger than you. Behave,”

Yup. I’m at home playing video games to AVOID interacting with others.

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers. In particular, getting my ass handed to me by foulmouthed twelve year olds.

All this, all day. I never gave a single shit about multiplayer when I was younger. I’m 39 now, with three kids and one TV to speak of. I get, tops, 2 hours a week to game, and my backlog is 20 games deep. I do not have the time to compete against some 13 year old asshat from Middle Of Nowhere, USA who calls me a “fag…

I absolutely love playing online multiplayer with my buddies; however, I completely agree with your statement, “...I have no interest in playing with strangers.” If I don’t have a friend online, I do not put that multiplayer game in. Screw that.

I agree if it’s a game where you have to rely on teammates. I’ll play some Siege to kill some time because you can go do your own thing, but stuff like Destiny frustrates me to no end because parts of the game are locked if I can’t find people online. And I don’t want to talk to people online.

I’m too old for:

My wife and I just bought our first gaming PC last weekend, and we immediately plugged it into our 60 inch tv in the livingroom. Life is too short to not play all games on a 60+ inch tv.

I’ve come to accept I am not good at competitive shooters, and I never will be. I don’t have the reflexes, the time, or the patience to ever get good. Even if people say something is welcoming to newcomers, even if it looks really cool, I’m at the point that I know I’ll be wasting my money and should put that towards…

Handhelds.

Apps for games I own, nope, not going to download, I really do not care.

MMO’s. I just don’t have the time.

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For: Grinding.

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

Hope he’s back in the pursuit of happiness soon.