Same here. I put a good 100+ hours into the game after I was ready to do Ganon. I just couldn’t bring myself to finish, so I spent months just riding around the world, farming stuff, seeing the sights, and finding the occasional Korok.

...the rulebook does a fantastic job of outlining the heart and core of what makes a Zelda game a Zelda game.

I rolled my eyes and bailed as soon as I saw the character’s breasts sway when a slight breeze hit them.

You’re wrong about all those things. But sure.

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

Ain’t No New Thing. In as much as America has anything like culture, it’s Black.

Martin Luther King explains at length in his books why what he called "positive discrimination" is the only way to bring about equality. You should read them.

Who would have guessed that their PR spin after your article was, well, just PR spin?