karl would look so good on my neck
I love that a friend just posted on FB that she’s going to buy the coloring book and color everything in greyscale!
But are you guys still fucking or...?
But that is how kids look! Your partners grew up in a society that fetishizes young girls bodies and praises grown women to the degree they are able to replicate them. Your partners aren’t child molesters and there’s nothing morally wrong for any given person to go hairless if that's their preference, but it’s a…
Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.
Okay... my SIL has been told to pump and dump if she drinks, and feed the baby stored milk (from the freezer) if he needs it, but the pumping is just because if she goes too long past his regular feeding time, *she* gets uncomfortable. It’s not that she’s getting out the “tainted” milk, it’s that she needs to get the…
I thought the whole pump and dump was just to get the unusable breast milk out of your body, because it hurts/leaks when it hasn’t been expressed? Not to flush the contamination faster. I’ve never had children/breastfed though, so I'm by no means an expert or experienced.
After taking a private jet to Rome, Taylor and Tom were whisked away to the Hotel de Roussie in the central area of the city where they’re staying in the penthouse. Upon arriving, the couple ventured out to the Coliseum, where they were spotted “cuddling and kissing while soaking in the history pertaining to the…
I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.
I like T.Hiddle or a more simple TayTom
It takes me fewer than five minutes to poop! What the hell are they doing in there? I always assumed jerking off, looking at porn, texting or all of the above.
Yeah. Some people said he was a good outdoorsman who hunted and fished enough to feed himself and would have made it back if there weren’t a mistake in the edible-botany book he was using and unusual flooding that year.
brilliant idea. should i track down the titanic iceberg or anna karenina train first?
Because studies like ones that say men spend more time doing paid work than women and that women spend more time doing housework than men almost always lead to misleading headlines—like the ones I linked above.
Who wants to tell him
Manafort: “Hey, just checking in on everything. How are we looking?”
Bee and Oliver are like Jon Stewart was split into two people like an old Star Trek episode... But somehow stronger instead of being a creepy rapist and a 1960s idea of a woman.
Umm. I know everyone is SURE Noah had nothing to do with this tweet, do we all not remember the Twitter “jokes” we all had to read through after he was hired on the a Daily Show?
Wrong. I live in LA.