“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

It was actually closer than that at one point. Whatever you are thinking about that, yes. And no.

That’s what happens when you lower the CPU difficulty at half time.

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What if we sent all the autism-causing vaccines to Russia? Problem solved.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

You shouldn’t be proud because, like most online pedants, you’re wrong. Take Merriam-Webster, for instance, or Dictionary.com.

Something tells me most of the people in Beverly Hills don’t have “hillbilly buddies”

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

I was thinking the same thing. he’s a real keeper.

This is the best 500 days of Kristin yet

Except that we do that too. The propagandist relationship between Hollywood and the US military is well documented. Just about any military movie you’ve ever seen, along with any movie with military equipment in it had a US Military "Advisor" on set, whose real job is to make sure the film conforms to a strict set of…

If you dont think that those video games are indirectly supported/inspired by the US government, you are sadly, sadly innocent. Propaganda is the same no matter WHAT country does it.

Actually the U.S. Army has put hundreds of millions of dollars into combat video games. They also invested heavily in Michael Bay’s Transformers movies. This is their newest and one of their most-successful recruitment tactics.

I’m going to pretend he’s this guy from now on.

Canadian here, and our textbooks didn’t mention Canadian-Japanese internment camps at all. It wasn’t until I was 19 or 20 that a friend who was a few years older told me about it. I was horrified that the general attitude seemed to be “pretend it didn’t happen”.

I mean, they tell you the bra sizes of Playboy models so it really wouldn’t take a hyper-obsession for some of that to sink in.