She can goddamn well play MY lover.

I can’t find the part where it says the students were all male?

Oh my god, is THAT what that is?

oh never mind

If your dick was an animal, what animal would it be?

Oooh, do tell how you know this!

Did they really say ‘entropic’ instead of ‘ectopic’?

That happens everywhere. Every time I go home to Ontario for Xmas, everyone does that, except they do it with Asians. “I was at The Beer Store, eh, and this Chinese guy was in line in front of me, with his shoelaces untied.”

Mrs. AoT and I built the Jersey Shore house on the Sims 2. We tried to replicate the personalities of those poor kids as closely as possible. We got several results that mimicked the behaviour and plot lines from the show, like Snookie falling in love with Vinnie, Situation fighting with everybody. We felt it was a…

Wow, I didn’t know it was Raven-Symon-ay!

Well, some people don’t own cars, don’t have good public transit options, and like to go places that they can’t walk to. And anyway, why would you trust your personal safety to anyone who isn’t you?

I do agree, though, that until that happens, Uber riders would be well-served by writing down the license plate number in a separate place, as — as I wrote — it disappears after a rider gets picked up.

I know, I know, different universes.

Definitely not The Joker.

Oh, NO YOU DINT!

My one-armed uncle had a suicide knob on his steering wheel.

Dude, study it out. What do you think we’re doing in there?

Microsoft’s version of the iDildo.

Dude, just shave it...

Both, actually.