oh she ded

I just wanna say that I’m actually in the Zumba class scene shown in the trailer. Which was filmed at 11:45 at night. :) Movie magic!

Nico FANJUL??!

Is this like one of those Navy Seal Copypasta memes, but with music?

Maybe he’s not that great of a dry cleaner and she used to have rainbow colored sweaters?

It still amazes me how many people don't understand the concept of free speech. You're a moron.

And I will continue contributing to those box office numbers, because no matter how terrible the movie Melissa McCarthy almost always manages to make me laugh until I pee.

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

By the way, I wouldn’t call your exchange “fruitless.” It seems pretty clear that the Giants are more than willing to entertain the notion that the Washington team name is inappropriate.

MY MAID OF HONOR WAS A LENTIL!

I’ve got one - “Well, I know a Person A and B that had a $5 lentil wedding and now they’re TOGETHER FOREVER and THE KING AND QUEEN OF LOVE and I know a Person C and D who spent MONEY ON THEIR WEDDING and now they’re DIVORCED and live in HELL.”

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”

THAT IS THE BEST DOUBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER SEEN.

There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.

I believe it’s pronounced Ree-tah Ore-ah

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

maybe lu can use her bounty to help a sister out

Snark is not science. Also, a person should know better than to randomly bash herbal medicine at a site like Jezebel, since it was mostly developed and perfected over thousands of years by women. Used properly, it is safe and effective. If people want to deny themselves its benefits, they should be free to do so.

Fair warning, though, Amy Tuteur (aka the Skeptical OB) frequently puts me on the A Pox on Both Your Houses side (#teamnoone) because she can be so incredibly obnoxious about stuff that really is not at all worth getting that obnoxious about.