That was masterful, Bobby. I was like “who could it be?!” wondering what level of horror I would reach ... and then the Lovitz shot. Just NO. I actually said, out loud, in my office all alone “NO”.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

on spring break my senior year, i had two cranberry and vodkas before becoming completely incapacitated. my ex had to literally carry me the mile and a half back to our hotel (he’s 5'7" and i am 5'11", i think he ended up dragging me). he claims i was completely unable to string together coherent words, and i could…

This is one of these reports that confirm stuff you already know, in my case 25 years ago when a drunk guy trapped me and stuck his tongue down my throat. I’d run into a bathroom to escape him and when I came out, he was waiting for me. I ran to tell me best friend, who belonged to the club, about it, and it turned…

Melisandre is the worst.

Nah, I don’t buy it. I think the “he’s gone” we heard at the beginning of the trailer wasn’t even about Jon. Notice we saw not a trace of Stannis. He’s dead. Jon’s a little bit dead for now, but he’ll be back.

I think Jon Snow is not toast

Yeah that’s what we call an “accidental” text, where you test the waters by sending them a text saying you would do them, but you meant it for “another person”.

“by mistake”

I’d fire her- there’s just no excuse for that degree of technological incompetence.

Haha that occurred to me as well. International first class (and even business class) typically would have entirely separate seats and fixed armrests.

The problem is that there are a bunch of very real, very alive people with this particular birth defect. They are being made fun of, e.g. “hurrr hurrr they must spray pee everywhere” in this article. That is not OK. It’s not OK to make fun of disabilities/birth defects.

I work in post production. It used to be fun, and we would typically throw parties that would get ever so slightly out of hand. The most memorable one was when a client got drunk,

I was working at a popular electronics store when a customer came in to buy his wife a really fancy scale for mother’s day. I couldn’t talk him out of it. He just kept telling me “she’s been feeling really out of shape lately, and this will be great to help her get back on track”

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

I don’t think a couple necessarily deserves to sit together, but I’m gonna throw in an EVEN if it means you have to move to a middle seat (and I know YOU woke up at 5am to check in so you’re a GOD AMONG MEN WHO SHOULDNT HAVE TO MOVE) if you see a mother and 2 kids like slogging onto the plane late, your whole stupid…

Yeah, I feel everyone is just focused on Steven and not Brendan when he was the only who blatantly got screwed. the only reason why people care more about Steven was because the show was about him.

Who gives a shit about Steven Avery? What about his nephew, Brendan?

I remember reading a story a while ago about a guy in Chicago who had the liscence plate number 1. He didn’t want to get rid of it, because how cool is that, but apparently the people testing the ticketing system for Chicago didn’t actually check to see if liscense plate number 1 was already taken, so they used it to…

Who takes ten slabs of marble and thinks they’ll be free?