....unless the dress was obviously made of something delicate, you can almost always put hand wash stuff in the washing machine and keep it out of the dryer. Especially for cheap clothes they put that on to protect themselves more than out of a concern for the fabric.

Metra North gets you to O’Hare the way a... well, I’ve got nothin’, because it doesn’t. I mean, there’s an O’Hare stop, but doing that in perfect weather is a good way to ruin the start of your trip, so don’t do it in cold weather either. I think O’Hare has runways closer than that stop.

my thoughts exactly, plus both of them have IQ of a potatoes,

not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?

If you spent most of your life away from your family because you travel for your job, you would be pissed if one of the main perks of that situation was lessened/taken from you after already being incurred.

it’s going to be the gluten-free toast. honestly, i’m half tempted to call it out myself.

I guess jet fuel CAN melt steel beams. ; (

It turns out, she liked her wine sweeter and wanted to pour grenadine or St Germain into her wine. Into. Her. Wine.

You can elect to archive it. It will still show up in a search of your orders, but it isn’t immediately displayed in the orders directly.

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

There seems to be a recent trend on this website (or maybe it’s not so recent and I’m just now noticing it) of writing articles that single out people who are different just for being different and then being shitty to them.

The reason the kids were rapt with joy is that it’s very alienating, lonely, and stressful to be a little kid who can’t eat what the other kids eat. This article is shitty, mean, and weirdly unnecessary.

Some of us old farts remember when this was Gawker’s beat.

I actually don’t drink alcohol in general (I despise feeling even slightly tipsy) but I think the rabid shaming of any woman who dares to sip a beer in pregnancy is total moralizing, body-controlling BULLSHIT.

Is this really a life problem that needs to be “hacked”? It never occurred to me that anyone would need written advice on how to fuck, as if there are these poor horny uncoordinated couples walking among us. Fill orifices with appendages. Repeat. It’s not even apple sauce let alone rocket science.

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?

WATCH SKINS.

I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t know about him pre-Jennifer Lawrence because he really is stupidly hot and you have been missing out.

You’re being obtuse. The literal point of the story — the reason you printed it in this feature — is that this waiter served a woman a dangerously hot bowl to get some yucks from putting her in her place via injury. Frankly, this guy is lucky the woman didn’t get burned badly enough to sue, because at least in America…

Right? I’m the HIPAA bitch at my Doctor’s office who reminds people to lock the computer screen if they step out during my visit. Yea, MY record is on the computer screen, but if they walk off and don’t lock it, I could be a bad, bad person.