it’s going to be the gluten-free toast. honestly, i’m half tempted to call it out myself.

I guess jet fuel CAN melt steel beams. ; (

It turns out, she liked her wine sweeter and wanted to pour grenadine or St Germain into her wine. Into. Her. Wine.

You can elect to archive it. It will still show up in a search of your orders, but it isn’t immediately displayed in the orders directly.

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

There seems to be a recent trend on this website (or maybe it’s not so recent and I’m just now noticing it) of writing articles that single out people who are different just for being different and then being shitty to them.

The reason the kids were rapt with joy is that it’s very alienating, lonely, and stressful to be a little kid who can’t eat what the other kids eat. This article is shitty, mean, and weirdly unnecessary.

Some of us old farts remember when this was Gawker’s beat.

I actually don’t drink alcohol in general (I despise feeling even slightly tipsy) but I think the rabid shaming of any woman who dares to sip a beer in pregnancy is total moralizing, body-controlling BULLSHIT.

Is this really a life problem that needs to be “hacked”? It never occurred to me that anyone would need written advice on how to fuck, as if there are these poor horny uncoordinated couples walking among us. Fill orifices with appendages. Repeat. It’s not even apple sauce let alone rocket science.

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?

WATCH SKINS.

I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t know about him pre-Jennifer Lawrence because he really is stupidly hot and you have been missing out.

You’re being obtuse. The literal point of the story — the reason you printed it in this feature — is that this waiter served a woman a dangerously hot bowl to get some yucks from putting her in her place via injury. Frankly, this guy is lucky the woman didn’t get burned badly enough to sue, because at least in America…

Right? I’m the HIPAA bitch at my Doctor’s office who reminds people to lock the computer screen if they step out during my visit. Yea, MY record is on the computer screen, but if they walk off and don’t lock it, I could be a bad, bad person.

HIPAA fines are enormous. ENORMOUS. Nobody knowingly violate them and exposes themselves to that kind of pain. Do breaches happen? Of course. Are they common or deliberate? Of course not.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

Do you huff spray paint or dust off?

Kids are terrible. That’s awful advice.