yes. seriously. yes.

...Look, can we stop with the cliche that anything other than a DIY wedding for as little money as possible is inherently terrible? If you are having a big wedding, a wedding planner can save money in the long run through contacts, and can save you a lot of stress. It doesn't automatically turn you into the…

I find doulas annoying as shit because of the whole my precious special natural ancient wisdom boutique birth thing and you know you have mommy-with-money privilege, right? and GET A REAL FUCKING NAME FOR YOUR JOB LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE but

It genuinely warmed my heart to know that she’s doing so well now.

Snark aside, this young woman sounds like she’s truly got her shit together. I’m actually really impressed by her, and I think she should be really proud of herself the way she seems to have grown up and is using the skills that she learned through therapy and rehab to improve her life and the lives of others.

did you cry a little when JL tweeted at you? i would have cried if any of my boyfriends tweeted at me. or taylor.

Kurt Cobain and Nirvana fundamentally changed the face of music today. You would be hard pressed to find any musician of note who disagreed with that. There wasn’t even a fucking hip hop group in the ‘90s that didn’t sample nirvana. They spoke to an entire generation and managed to make it feel like they were speaking…

Probably the tour guide lied to you and it was an employee wearing a costume.

So is this where we confess our shameful retail adventures? Because last night I blew a hundred bucks at Steinmart on this.

I adore my Spanx, I find them comfortable for up to 10 hours, and I’m not ashamed of being fat. I like to look smooth, keep my dresses from clinging, and protect my privacy. That’s all. When did Spanx become anti-feminist? I LOVE mine and I don't think my feminist membership card is in jeopardy because if it.

Why would you be worried about leaving a child buckled into a car seat alone in a car for under sixty seconds?

Lol! Parenting is hard. No one is denying that it’s a pain in the ass to do stuff like make an extra trip across the parking lot when your kid is melting down. Unfortunately, parenthood is not a free pass to make the entire world around you cater to your needs and pick up your slack.

I DO have kids and I have never not returned a cart, so I'm not sure that I understand what the problem is here. Then again where I live you have to pay to get a cart and you get your money back when you return it. Not going to give Superstore a loonie every time I buy food.

I definitely don’t have angels. Putting your cart away is just one of those things that you do as a considerate member of society even when it’s not convenient for you. I have plenty of shit that is difficult to do with a screaming kid but I don’t really have a choice. I live in a third floor walk up and have to make…

Return the cart before you buckle her in?

I think O’Hare’s is worse! At Midway, go all the way to the right and fingers crossed their stupid randomization machine sends you to the right. These are the precheck lanes and you get through in 5 minutes.

“I try to avoid O’Hare if possible — that shit is cray”

I swear to God seeing Kanye live was one of the best experiences of my life. I love that motherfucker so much.

Tell me, Clarence Darrow, what the fuck relevance or admissibility the bungling of the criminal investigation has to do with anything in the present civil suit?

I see reports like this and I worry for the future of our country. I realize that sounds so cliched but it's true. I was raised in a solidly middle class family whose standard of living gradually increased as I grew older. Now as an adult, I've still considered myself and my family middle class - maybe upper middle,…