@glarblargle: I'm not sure I can express it. Serial killers are dangerous and violent, and I can understand around how someone can associate violence and danger with erotic love. (Note that I don't feel that way, but I get it, in theory.)

@Penny: I totally agree. There is a huge difference in my mind between serial killers and pedophiles.

@BeSarcastic: Yes, I have officially put way too much of my time into figuring out this mess. It makes very little sense, and the plastic surgery assertion is completely unfounded.

@PrettyB is like Whoa:

@small-fox: I thought the same thing at first, but now I'm pretty sure the captions are just poorly written. I think that the smiling photo is actually the "Before." It's confusing, though.

Kim always looks impeccable to me. I think she has exquisite taste.

@PurpleTowels: I'd especially love to hear the inevitable Rachel/Finn "Inside of You" duet.

They announced an all-Aldous-Snow Glee episode? I would definitely watch that.

@LouWhoo: Oh, I'm sure she's lovely, and literally everyone on earth is more down to earth than Camille. I was just saying they used a horrifically unflattering photo of her. Nothing like the looking down profile shot to give 10 million chins.

@cleo_le_fay: I also really, really wish that. I love both these two crazy kids far more than they deserve, and I think they would have an adorable baby.

Poor Kayte Walsh. Click through to see the picture People used of her. Not so great.

Ibuprofen and Immodium. I've only used the Immodium once, but Holy Shit was I thankful for it (no pun intended). I also usually carry Pepto and cold medicine in my makeup case, but that doesn't make it into every single bag.

Oh, one more thing: Anytime I'm in an airport lounge with a cast member from Full House, my flight is delayed for weather. It's only happened twice - Olsons in SLC and Saget in Newark - but I'm still convinced the Tanners bring terrible storms.

I have been in every kind of air travel mishap you can imagine (except the deadly kind, obvs): bomb threat, aborted landing (You touch down and take off again immediately, because there is something on the runway), "near miss" (Way up in the sky, I glanced out my window and saw another plane that was so close, I could…

I think her ghostwriter is my dad. He is the only person I've ever met who uses the word "canard."

@Tirannie: See comment above.

@Susan B.: Some fear is perfectly rational, but I don't think it's rational to completely avoid having children if you want them because of that fear.

I think avoiding having children if you "yearn" for because you're so afraid of child birth is definitely irrational. Yes, complications happen, but so do car crashes. Is it rational to avoid ever driving or riding in a car?

@LucyPevensie: Technically speaking, a child undressing is usually not considered child pornography. The images have to be of a sexualized nature. Of course, it is still very much illegal to film a child in private against the wishes of their guardians (just as it is illegal to film anyone in private against their…

@SelbyNoser: