@BearDownCBears: Didn't you read that article in the NYT this weekend? Due to advances in porn technology, it's every 5-10,000 miles now.

@conspicuouschick: I definitely think she was projecting. She would rather those idiots go than her husband, but her husband is actually just as bad.

@Penny: I like them, but they almost always make me throw up. (I think because they tend to be used with waaaaay too much butter.)

I thought Joan's "I can't wait until you're all in Vietnam and you die" speech was pretty much on par with the rape comment in its awfulness. I understand that she was justifiably really upset, but it was so uncomfortably horrible and spiteful that I imagined the guys were more embarrassed for her than they were hurt…

@raineoffire: My husband taught our dogs "Want some?" for Come. Nothing like screaming that at the dog park!

@chatterboxwriting: I'm sure she would be happy for the help. And if not, she can graciously decline your offer. I would phrase it like, "Wow, you have a lot on your plate. Can I watch cute baby girl one night to give you the night off? Is there anything else I can do to help?"

@PintoBeans: Wish I had. It sounds like it was good. I am so stoked for Miami-OSU and FSU-Oklahoma tomorrow. Go Noles!

@keyamarie: If it makes you feel any better, it's not really class-related. I think it's a personality thing. I grew up rich, and my dad never so much as lifted a hammer. My husband grew up solidly middle class, and his dad does all the handy stuff in their home. Nonetheless, I wind up doing 90% of the handy stuff in…

@Curtice: One of my all time favorite films.

@iheartgossip: None of the crimes mentioned were strict liability crimes. I thought it best not to confuse the issue further.

@lodown is waiting for MizJenkins: I don't see why my response required a "Sigh." from you. My comment had nothing to do with whether birth trauma should be called rape. I was pointing out to you that your burglary analogy was false - and it was.

@lodown is waiting for MizJenkins: Untrue. Every crime has a requisite mens rea.

You all should see the way they vanity size mens' jail uniforms - but in the opposite direction. It's hilarious, because the sizes are printed on the shirts in 8" letters. The 5'2, probably 125 lb guys wear XL's, and it only gets bigger from there. I had a client who was legitimately a fat dude (he had Grave's…

@keldo: The possible other reason I thought of is that she wants her husband and sister wives to have a healthy marriage, which usually involves sex. Also, the reproduction thing.

@Ding-Dang: Sadly, I had this thought as well. I love my husband, but I honestly wouldn't mind another wife around to take him off my hands/ share in the cleaning that he will never do.

I hated Caroline the most after all this was said and done. She talked loudly, calmly, and condescendingly over anything Danielle tried to say to her. Were Danielle's arguments valid? I assume not, but Caroline could have actually been the bigger person had she heard them - instead of just pretending that she heard…

@graciousplum: This is actually a really good point.

@polypam: Haha. Probably. Apparently this particular transexual was the hottest woman anyone had ever seen in person - the other guys who were there vouched for this. Maybe that's why he was cool with it.

So, one of my husband's friends who also treats women pretty badly (he's not abusive or anything - he acts like Situation and tries to hook up all the time) hooked up with a transexual once, and was also completely calm about the whole thing. He will happily tell the story calmly and rationally, and it ends with her…

It's used!?! As his fellow Jersey-an Teresa Giudice would say, That's Gross!!!