And let's not forget about his horrific guest stint on Degrassi. I had to quit watching at that point.

@emfish55: I definitely hear you. And the simple directive to "Find some perspective" is stupid and unhelpful. I was trying just to say that sometimes I get so deep into that hole, I can't see out of it, and the only thing that helps is thinking positively. Different strokes, though. That's probably why there are so…

Thing is, I think Posh is one of the few celebrities who's really honest about her body. She has pretty much said she's thin because she's super cautious about what she eats and she doesn't indulge in food. I respect that kind of honesty, even if I don't understand why she lives that way. I wish Glamour wouldn't try…

"Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children." QED.

@AnnieSaBu: Thanks!

@emfish55: I think perspective can be helpful even for big problems. I, for example, have also been out of work for about 6 months. However, I'm really happy that although I can't find a job and I'm bored and anxious all the time, I have a partner who supports me financially and emotionally through the ordeal. I'm not…

@Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I am with you. I just wish I had somewhere to go! Ever! I feel like all my problems will be solved once I find gainful employment.

@nora charles: Flips and inverts are mainly about core strength, though. And the top female riders shouldn't be the average woman. They should be women with an ideal body type for halfpipe riding. I agree that in most sports, men's body types put them at a distinct advantage. My point (not articulately stated above)…

@miss.terious: Thank you. I don't know how someone who writes for the WSJ doesn't understand this. At least your wedding is a big deal thing worth celebrating. Think about how much money you waste on stupid crap every year that could be saved instead.

@la.donna.pietra: Mr. Pietra's right, though, and I find it strange. I'm surprised there aren't more women doing the flips and inverts like Torah, and some of the female competitor's air out of the pipe was honestly shameful. I just don't get it because the men who excel at halfpipe are not especially big or strong.…

Does Publix not have the grocery handlers that bring the carts out for you anymore? I smell a rat in your story, JJ.

I'm not quite 30 yet and still childless, but I can totally already see the appeal of the minivan. So comfy! So many features! Fortunately for my rep, we live in Colorado, so we just drive minivan-like SUV's here.

@BabyJane: I felt so sorry for the daughter in that scene. She has been acting pretty awful this season, but it's clear the she knows that both her parents are unwell mentally and she has no idea how to cope. I wish she had taken Gretchen's misguided attempt at helping her.

@tinybubbles: That last scene with Alexa crying that she can't trust anyone was heartbreaking. Poor girl has no foundation or emotional stability.

@babyruthless: Your story reminds me of how my klutzy, 100% un-athletic brother in law was on the tennis team at his tiny, D3 college. They recruited him because they needed one more person to field a team; the fact that he had never played tennis was irrelevant. Now, he can always rub it in the face of my athletic…

@Wandell: I agree there's a sport for everyone. I also played lacrosse, and for some reason was much more coordinated with a stick in my hand than without. I couldn't catch a softball to save my life, but I could easily catch and cradle a lacrosse ball.

@amowls: I had to do a second round of Accutane at 24. I'm now almost 30, and I still break out (but only on my lip, so they look like herpes, yay!), AND I have wrinkles. Awesome.

No. 29 is so disturbing. Very interesting, though.

Chloe has never looked better.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: I thought it was hilarious if those were your only 2, since they're pretty random and have nothing to do with one another. I do love me some Hova, though.