@kirbeelee, mom2be: Personally, when I get period cramps, I get crazy sick to my stomach - both ways. Muscles spasm-ing in one part of the abdomen can cause spasms in other parts. I guess not everyone has this problem, so I suppose some women wouldn't have a problem eating during early labor.

Isn't labor horrific stomach cramps every few minutes? Why would you want to eat anything during it? I'd be too afraid of it coming right back out one end or another.

@fiddlestix: Yes, but some bikini bodies are BEST and some are WORST. (BTW, there is no such thing as an average bikini body in a tabloid)

@sara-without-an-h: And why did he go on a picnic with the dude who gave him a ride home? I've never hitchhiked, but I didn't think that was part of the deal.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I knew that, too. That must be an old photo that got mixed in with the new ones; no way she did the exact same dress and hair as 3 years ago.

@Agumen: Hearted. The ridiculous things I've had to argue in court in order to be a vigorous advocate for clients who loathe me and treat me with utter contempt... And then lay people act like you're such an asshole for doing your job. It's the way our system works! It's up to the jury to figure out what's what, and…

@Antrack: Maybe, "I bet Monday's off." Of course, I have no idea what that would mean.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: I think the last word is definitely "off." That is all I can surmise.

@msridiculous447: That must be where I'm getting it from, although I can totally picture her pregnant. Strange. OK, then I change my answer to Penny's: Adderall.

This made me feel kinda bad for her. She was totally obsessed and weird. Didn't she just have a kid? She probably crash dieted to get "ready" for last night, and food was all she could think about. I hope she went for a burger after the show.

I don't think she overreacted. Someone did this to my wedding dress at my wedding, and for a split second, it feels like the entire thing is about to come off. I can imagine that would be pretty terrifying in front of the entire world.

@emvol: Absolutely. I was scanning down the ensemble thinking, "I like, I like, Stripper."

This dress ages Rita Wilson by 10-15 years. Unflattering cut and hideous fabric.

I'd like to think that if I married a movie star, he would be sweet enough to obtain a stylist for me for major award shows. Because I love Mr. Maguire, I'm going to assume that he offered and that his lovely wife declined, because each individual piece she's wearing is wrong with every other piece. However, if I were…

@FactCat: Agreed. She's too tall for all that business at the bottom.

I loved this dress, but I thought the earrings were atrocious with it.

@RiotGrrrl: Yeah, I only laughed at him. I spent the rest of it with my teeth clenched.

@PhillyLass: C'mon. We all think we're adorable when we're drunk. I, for instance, think I'm crazy cute right now.

@PilgrimSoul: Seriously.

@PilgrimSoul: Yes. She seems to be an amazing person. She donated $1m to Haiti yesterday, and when E! asked her about it, she said she was grateful to be privileged enough to donate that much money.