@BeckyIva: No no no. The way to protect yourself and others from getting breast cancer is to buy as much pink crap in the month of October as you possibly can. Keep the boobies under wraps AT ALL TIMES lest the CHILDREN see them. #clips

@formergr: I didn't have any packing, actually. I had these silicone splints that were mildly uncomfortable when he took them out, but I didn't notice them until then. My surgeon was also one of the top national ENT surgeons (at Northwestern in Chicago), so I'm not sure my experience was typical. #bradpittmotorcycleac…

@Blueberry26: Definitely wait for insurance. I think the bill was like $40,000. I got surgery on a Friday and was back in the saddle on Monday. No bruising. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident

@formergr: Do it. Mine didn't hurt barely at all afterwards, and my nose looks exactly the same. It only hurts if they have to break the bone, which they didn't for my deviated septum.

@BoatGirl: They definitely can. I had my deviated septum fixed and my nose looks identical. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Oh my gosh, me too. So incredibly sad. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident

@SarahMC: While I certainly see that the wife taking the husband's name is a vestige of centuries of patriarchy, I I don't see that names are necessarily indicative of power today. I think this might be the disconnect between the two opinions on the subject. I know women who changed their names who are in wonderful,…

@clevernamehere: I agree completely. If you start out doing more of the chores, you're going to keep on doing more of the chores.

@Sadako: Yes! It is the yoga instructor's job to suggest modifications of the poses to anyone who can't quite do them. I am crazy-inflexible, and the instructors at my yoga studio have taught me how to modify the poses to my benefit. This is what they are there for. Otherwise, you could just get a DVD. #nightclubforfa…

@PrettyPolitico: Thanks. You just perfectly explained my view on the topic, so same to you.

@BeckyIva: While I think that that ticket agent is a complete and utter moron, I don't see how you don't think it should be a personal choice.

I am a total Martha apologist. I too am socially awkward and a little cold, and I say dumb things like that all the time, thinking I'm paying someone a compliment.

@KarstenAlbinus: It also really helps with my cloggy sinuses and postnasal drip. But I only drink a teaspoon of it every once in a while, and I feel like it's pretty bad for my teeth. #allure

I'm just glad she's not too cool and fashionable to wear a helmet. Please, ladies, protect your amazing brains when you ride! #lucydanziger

@LeCauchemar: 1) Bring change of clothes, babywipes, and deodorant.

@nozer: Little kids are so creepy sometimes. A family friend supposedly walked in on her 3 year old asking his new baby sister, "What does God look like again? I'm starting to forget."

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): To be fair to your mom, every time I threw up in an inappropriate location like the breakfast table, it was on purpose to get out of something. I was a manipulative little puker. #getmommed

@labeled: Thank you! I read the article before reading the comments, and I was really confused by what most people were saying. #hooters

@bluebears: I forgive people who actually went to ND. They just don't know any better. The rest of their fans... I laugh every time I see Charlie Weis' confused mug. #commenters

@LouisiAnna: From Bugmenot: