Imagine how much I could get done without a wife.

How the fuck is the headline here NOT “One asshole polluted as much as 1000 of us.”  But instead, we’re giving him a big internet hi-five?  Get bent Mercedes!

My only hope though, is that by proudly announcing it, the EPA just got an admission of guilt and can send the fine along easy peasy now.

Because he has ‘rights’. Freedom man!

The Exhaust Gas Recirculation (EGR) and Diesel Particulate Filter (DPF) were deleted.

It was probably Baron since he’s very good with the cyber.

He liked it gentle. 

Oh, I didn’t fuck your father in the back of some jeep, I did it in front of your mother in your kitchen. Where you could see. (It’ll come up in therapy eventually)

“Sure, I’m on dialysis now, but did you see those explosions?!?!”

I wonder if the next iteration of the “It’s Groundhog Dog, but” genre is a movie where the main character has to learn to be a total asshole to break the loop. Nice guy, salt of the Earth, friend to all living things, keeps going through the same day where he’s repeatedly stepped on and beaten down by life, and the…

Eh that may be overstating it slightly. Doubt he was flexing, as he implied he didn’t think the case would take so long. Anesthesia is managed by someone that isn’t the surgeon and plastic surgeons don’t work anywhere near major vessels. What he did is incredibly unprofessional and should be reprimanded but the…

He was trying to say he was too important to let some stupid speeding ticket interfere with giving Mrs. Jones some botox. It was a power play. I hope he gets his drivers license AND his medical license suspended for a while for that stunt.  He seems too reckless for either.

Ironically, it was a ticket for using a handheld device while driving.

Not sure what point the good(?) doctor was trying to make with this stunt but WOW was that ever not the way to make it

Shelter Cat Update!

Too bad he forgot the word “Sausage.”

Lol...I had forgotten this, thank you.

COUNTERPOINT: We can both investigate Cuomo for his increasingly-apparently abject mishandling of the nursing homes AND totally lambast Ted Cruz for being the worst kind of huckster-Senator who is fiddling as his state is anti-burning.

Damn, am I about too look into importing a van from Japan?!

That’s so many obscure mazdas from the past I could get. I may finally be able to get an AZ-3 without rust. Oh baby