He liked it gentle. 

Oh, I didn’t fuck your father in the back of some jeep, I did it in front of your mother in your kitchen. Where you could see. (It’ll come up in therapy eventually)

“Sure, I’m on dialysis now, but did you see those explosions?!?!”

I wonder if the next iteration of the “It’s Groundhog Dog, but” genre is a movie where the main character has to learn to be a total asshole to break the loop. Nice guy, salt of the Earth, friend to all living things, keeps going through the same day where he’s repeatedly stepped on and beaten down by life, and the…

Eh that may be overstating it slightly. Doubt he was flexing, as he implied he didn’t think the case would take so long. Anesthesia is managed by someone that isn’t the surgeon and plastic surgeons don’t work anywhere near major vessels. What he did is incredibly unprofessional and should be reprimanded but the…

He was trying to say he was too important to let some stupid speeding ticket interfere with giving Mrs. Jones some botox. It was a power play. I hope he gets his drivers license AND his medical license suspended for a while for that stunt.  He seems too reckless for either.

Ironically, it was a ticket for using a handheld device while driving.

Not sure what point the good(?) doctor was trying to make with this stunt but WOW was that ever not the way to make it

Shelter Cat Update!

Too bad he forgot the word “Sausage.”

Lol...I had forgotten this, thank you.

COUNTERPOINT: We can both investigate Cuomo for his increasingly-apparently abject mishandling of the nursing homes AND totally lambast Ted Cruz for being the worst kind of huckster-Senator who is fiddling as his state is anti-burning.

Good. I hope everybody that was in any way a victim sues the fuck out of all of them.

i -> I; ANYONE -> anyone; should -> ouht; asshole -> arsehole; their -> whose

I am continuing my wildly successful and unbroken streak of denying myself organized religion for Lent. I recommend it for everyone.

Yep, same here. People are going to complain here about “PolItIcS iN mY kOtAkU” and whatnot, but I think it’s pretty interesting to learn they have an arcade at the President’s retreat. And not just an arcade, but they have Mario Kart machines? That’s pretty cool.

I’m honestly surprised Camp David has an arcade. I always assumed it was just some ranch and wilderness retreat.

NOBODY EVER SAID THAT THEY SHOULD BE.

Damn, am I about too look into importing a van from Japan?!

That’s so many obscure mazdas from the past I could get. I may finally be able to get an AZ-3 without rust. Oh baby