god, little kids are so stupid. when i was 4 or 5 i freaked out at disneyland during captain eo when anjelica houston came out looking all crazy in 3d. i saw it many times after that over the years until it went away but when it finally returned and i saw her again for the first time after 10-15 years it was surreal. h…

i feel like the real problem is that we are well past a point where those of us who simply are not willing to take trump seriously should’ve made it clear that if you are a trump voter, your opinion is fucking worthless. it doesn’t mean i think they’re bad people but after the last couple of years i got the hint and…

amen. she saw “some men hovering around her car” and then found a device attached to her property. based solely on her statement she didn’t see uniformed police officers attaching shit to her car which results in an abundance of reasonable doubt.  

you’re right. i think we’re all reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally grateful the police managed to get through filling out the entire $400 citation without murdering this woman over a standard noise complaint. i’m dead serious, they should give those officers gold stars and a trip to the go kart track.

my buddy gets the utz pub mix all the time. it’s fine but the only bits i really like are the little sesame things and the rye chips but there’s only like 7 in the entire bucket.

i actually missed shadowfall because by the time i got my ps4 there wasn’t many people in multiplayer and that was what i was most interested in. kz2 and 3 had great mp.

rocket league could be called Spaghetti Toilet and sell as well.

this bitch is an unfortunate irredeemable damaged piece of shit. i hope she figures out some day how believing stupid shit led her directly to doing truly evil things. i don’t hate her, not only because i’m simply just better than her and people like her, but because every detail about her life makes me feel…

abortion is a sin!  you gotta wait till they’re 12 or so.

what a hurtful stereotype. white people aren’t desperately stupid evil clown shoes, just the ones that voted for trump.

i’d add:

i understand the enthusiasm but after the last decade where paying full price for broken slapped together AAA barely-beta garbage is rather common, i hope they take their sweet ass time fleshing out the game they want to make.  you’re not asking for the moon to want to see a release date but in the interest of a game…

our brave officers battling real crime, really making a difference.

this dumb bitch is giving me somewhat of a moral dilemma. she clearly has severe mental health issues so i feel little icky because she’s making me really reconsider that thing about never hitting a woman. she desperately needs to be caged up and isolated before she gets a chance to vote for trump again and i insist…

i still haven’t seen a good chunk of mcu movies but the first avengers is by far my favorite of the bunch. i didn’t even know this movie existed for a year or two after it came out because i was totally out of the loop for several years after i moved out on my own. i honestly don’t even think i knew the avengers were…

leave it to rich people to spend this much on a car that isn’t also a boat or turns into a robot with diamond truck nuts or something.

the best bit was when iron man meets thor: “doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”

hard to argue with that. they get to move a brand new car and then get another bite at the apple on the trade in while the market is red hot.

has anyone ever made a billion dollars and become cooler or is it always a one way shot to eccentric weirdo?

are ‘they’ worried that they’re not actually working on it? it’ll be ready when the damn hair is pretty enough. the longer it takes, the more money you can save for a higher def tv.