just like blasphemy...

is it me or does it kinda look like he was trying to turn down that street and overshot it?

i believe it’s called ‘box mapping’. i read that it used to be possible to figure out exactly what was in the rest of the box just by opening 2 or 3 packs because people figured out the patterns but they collate packs differently now as a result of that so it can’t be tracked. if pokemon puts weighted cards in packs…

some of the “special” or chase cards will sometimes use a different printing process and require a lot more ink or include different materials or add a fancier finish than standard cards. you can weigh a couple packs and find out what most of them are at and if you have a decent enough scale (like 3 or 4 decimal…

what’s the company called? i live in a smaller town with a single comic book shop that has cards too and i’ve been considering starting an mtg business inside a relatives beauty salon that has sat mostly closed since the pandemic began. i’d really like to find a distro if possible for supplies (penny sleeves, …

this circle here, that’s a uterus.

i’m pretty sure i’ve never once in my entire life said a nice thing about paris hilton BUT you really can’t blame her. blame the dumb bitches (men and women or otherwise) who they know who are gonna watch this dumb shit.

it’s really weird how much more excitement there is for everything EXCEPT mtg. without a doubt WOTC is doing well but i don’t think i like the increased focus on set boosters and collectors boxes cause apparently that is gonna mean fewer draft boxes. there’s so much i’m not sure i understand like why is there so much…

the funniest part is that originally they had a one pack of any cards per customer, then they changed it to everything except mtg. as a new mtg player it’s funny how target is always well stocked with mtg (except jumpstart/time spiral) but pokemon/yugioh/sports is always picked clean.

my thoughts almost EXACTLY except i personally wouldn’t give a fuck if he ended up on some show i’ve never watched.

believe me, i want to hate the goofy looking motherfucker too but it’s just not feasible. the guy’s a sweetheart.  

‘dead girls don’t say no’ is NOT an excuse.

would they say anything if i brought ketchup packets?

the most important thing anyone can do is to drop any phony bullshit illusion that cops can and should be inherently trusted and respected. i’ve been treated respectfully by many officers and i’ve always appreciated that even when it didn’t turn out in my favor but you’d have to be an absolute fucking dipshit if you…

idiocracy could’ve just as easily been called “The South.”

you have to yell at them on the internet now.

the mere speculation about future dc movies feels like a threat, a poorly written ransom note that manages to be tedious and forgets to mention the money. is there anything we can give them to please just stop? like save yourself the $100 million and we’ll just assume it would’ve been god awful.

sounds like a future republican senator.

throw jeff ross in there too.