deal. we’ll call it disney+ star wars related electric chariot racer

i do not want this game. put it in space with rocket ship races and lasers and i’ll think about it.

i don’t know what they’re called but i did like the ramen that comes with the 3 packages with oil of some sort, chili paste, and something else. i have to admit i didn’t bother reading the instructions or understand how to season it properly, i just poured everything all in and then doused it in lemon and probably…

no, but i’ve had rotten brown border brick schwag weed with mold on it....on weed

i guess just plain or lemon chili shrimp top ramen.

the motherfucking machine is motherfucking broken.

2 piles. the 4 that you’ve finished reading and the several dozen you intended to.

the ONLY thing i remember from the dvd extras is one of the greatest scenes ever: during “brother from another series” in season 8 when cecil is waving the briefcase full of money and it opens and it falls over the side of the dam.

gross.

i didn’t know that some drummers have a pad that is silent to the audience but is an audible signal in the bands earpieces to cue up the next section. it’s visible in the youtube clip for Liquid Tension Experiment - Acid Rain (live in l.a.) but i didn’t realize it myself until someone else pointed it out and makes a…

is there any way i could hope to experience killzone 2 multiplayer ever again? it honestly hurts my heart to think i’ll never be able to ever shotgun someone in the face at their spawn at Radec Academy and hear the sweetest, most gratifying sound in video games ever: the headshot sound in KZ2. that noise is better…

i used to catch the bus to work and i would switch buses right in front of starbucks. i stopped in one time and ended up finding a drink i LOVED: white chocolate java frap with 2 pumps of coconut flavor. i got one all the time for a month or two until one day they ran out and told me it was seasonal. no problem, i…

what the fuck are they supposed to do? i sincerely doubt that you have to do much else than play notes on time if you’re in a band with prince. criticizing prince’s band for not putting on a show is like getting a nice jack and coke and wondering if it would taste better if it wasn’t in a plastic dixie cup. it would…

aww sorry champ, but i don’t do that whole “try to convince people who are impressed by donald trump” thing anymore cause it turns out i really don’t give a shit what your opinion is on anything not car related. i think the best thing to do is just agree that you don’t believe anything i’ll say and that i for god damn…

you know what’s not ironic? that 114% of white supremacists in america voted for trump.

one of the best things is from that web episode where kevin brews beer at the office because they said he couldn’t bring alcohol to work but not that he couldn’t make it there.

it’s shorthand for a science-denying xenophobic bible thumper. 

whichever comes first, usually me.