i don’t give a shit about his music but t-pain has always seemed like a stand-up dude and kind of a badass. also as far as i’m concerned no one is allowed to use auto-tuner except t-pain, cher, and zapp & roger.

i love it but i’m a sucker for the new accord too.

i heard tracy found the cure for covid: tetanus.

it’s been more than a year since the pandemic that killed 500,000 americans and forced our country to shut down began.....if you still don’t “get” what the masks are all about then i suggest that you go eat a bag of shoddy 3d-printed dicks instead because a full mouth should prevent you from saying stupid ass shit and…

i honestly forgot that there was a ps5 and that ps5 games were being made.

the whole thing is this: if you’re ok with the police treating your kid or anyone else’s like this then you a bitch-ass cunt (not you, the royal you.)

i don’t have any tattoos but if i ever got one it’d probably look like the virgin mary holding jesus but instead of her face there’d be a spiral galaxy and she’d be holding the hubble telescope instead of jesus.

these stubborn little bastards only made it through millions of years because they knew they’d need armor if they were gonna survive in florida for the next couple million years.

so, very seriously here’s the solution.

there was a clip on tv of some dude stabbing at a tire on a large commercial truck of some sort and when it pops it flips him backwards and rips his shirt off.  too good.

i moved from vegas in 2017. what’s it like over there currently? i’m sure a lot of businesses didn’t make it and i can’t imagine a lot of those that managed to are thriving. best of luck regardless.

turning on anti-aliasing must’ve slowed them down considerably.

who cares!? i know and see lots of terrible people doing shitty things wearing jesus necklaces and sucking up to god but even though i think it’s ALL a bunch of obsolete bronze age bullshit, you do you. i don’t listen to lil nas x and i have no opinion on the lawsuit in question over these shoes, but damn do i really…

“i don’t know about you but i have just HAD IT with these fucking church people.”

the first time i ever dropped a tab was a couple months before graduating from high school. my buddy had just gotten a ps2 and i remember playing ridge racer V for a good while but then switching back to tony hawk 2 on the dreamcast. i asked if i could borrow a demo disc (may have been the one that came with ridge…

i keep wondering if i’m missing something cause i seriously don’t understand why there’s been so much hype for the long version of a movie that would’ve been janky even for the syfy channel.

i saw like half of this tonight. as a big fat guy i feel awful saying it but batman is really fat. everything about this movie just yelled “TRY HAAAARD!” but then they made a movie that would look silly on the syfy channel. like, when thor got fat it was fucking funny because that guy looks like a naked He-man action…