dire perpetuation and incongruous insistence
that there really is a difference
between them and us

holy shit yes. as i was scrolling through these replies my mind went straight to always sunny and it just feels right. you could just plug the whole cast into this movie cause they know how to explore the finer points of absurd bullshit without pretense or too much pandering.

yep. i listen to a lot of “extreme” cacophonous music that is also occasionally produced for (i assume) a couple dozen dollars and i totally get why most people wouldn’t ever give it a chance: their speakers fucking suck. i say this because if they’re listening on their tv speakers or alexa cranked up we’re not even…

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your band was called Bobby Budnick’s Mullet?

like all christopher hitchens quotes, this is one of my favorites:

ahaha the last restaurant i worked at i used to take time off to have the biggest negative impact on my coworkers. it’s not my fucking fault management widdled us down to a skeleton crew over the course of a year or two, presumably because we proved that we could when it was necessary. we were just as busy when i…

and thank you for saying it; if cuomo lied about the numbers then he’s a stupid motherfucking piece of shit and imho it is vital that he immediately go vigorously fuck himself. i’m more of a lefty than my left shoe but there’s an absolute 0% chance that not reporting these deaths ISN’T anything more than a complete…

i loved what south park did when they used the word “fag” to describe annoying bikers instead of being a derogatory term for homosexuals as it has been used historically. i’ve been wanting to repurpose the word for today’s generation to refer to conservatives instead and the only reason i haven’t already started is…

that’s terrible. you should be ashamed of yourself. without organized religion, how do you plan to go about begging god to give you shit for free and fix all your problems with his magical powers?  if you think you’ll live forever in the sky for eternity three rows behind god himself without the church, you’re one…

this is a beautifully written short story all unto itself or the greatest wine commercial ever......hell maybe both. all i know is that i got good laugh about being psychologically scarred by cooking food. ahahahahahahaha

don’t worry, all the people who are gonna complain about it are people who’s opinion doesn’t fucking count.  

you make a fair point and it is certainly a jarring change after the last 4 years of trump coverage, but how about a little recognition regarding what a massive piece of racist pussy grabbing lying shit trump was? what about the routine conflicts of interest? i hear people demanding that the media be impartial but…