god fucking damn, that’s a gorgeous analogy.  

wait, so who would’ve had the authority to make that call? i don’t know how tournaments are run or by whom and i’d like to make sure i’m losing respect for the correct group of bitch-ass fuckwads who were somehow offended during a game of mortal fucking kombat.

wtf? his name is army hammer?  that’s fucking hilarious.  

i recently starting going back on goodwill after swearing it off like 5 years ago and i couldn’t even remember why i stopped. now i remember: i pay them money to ship garbage to me across the country.

i’ve said before that i’m now completely convinced that there is in fact alternate realities/universes because we happen to live in the screwy one where donald trump won the election.

i think it’s all fair game and of course it all comes down to how well these piracy measures are implemented. developers have a right to protect their work as best they can but when it negatively impacts paying customers, that’s also a legitimate problem. i did my share of buccaneering on the ol’ Bay and got to try a…

i didn’t know of hitch until after he passed away but he is now my hero.

it just reeks of corporate desperation and a lack of vision. it makes me wonder if they don’t have enough faith in their ability to create an exciting new product that will stand on its own or if they NEED to associate it with a beloved brand so it has a chance of being picked out of a lineup next to new generic suv’s.

badass

well, obviously. i didn’t own an n64 at the time and my buddies were really good at it so it was not fun (for me.) 

fuck goldeneye.  all i remember about that game is respawning and being exploded by a mine two seconds after respawning.

i’m very well aware that clarkson is a genuine piece of shit (hammond too) but he gets a free pass because the dirty son of a fucking bitch makes me laugh (hammond not so much.) i seriously can’t comprehend how these elderly douchebags have brought me so much laughter and joy over the last decade cause i kind of hate…

it’ll be weird to call triple A from hole 6 on a golf course.

i bet they took the back door off to stop people from using the storage area as an easily accessible extra seat and cramming people back there. that or they were like “fuck you, it’s an $800 car WITHOUT a rear door. you want it or not?”

i just read your reply in captain murphy’s voice.  ahahaha, he’s still got it.

unlike kelly loeffler, mr. magoo sincerely had no idea he was being photographed with a fucking racist ass fuckwad.