well, obviously. i didn’t own an n64 at the time and my buddies were really good at it so it was not fun (for me.) 

fuck goldeneye.  all i remember about that game is respawning and being exploded by a mine two seconds after respawning.

i’m very well aware that clarkson is a genuine piece of shit (hammond too) but he gets a free pass because the dirty son of a fucking bitch makes me laugh (hammond not so much.) i seriously can’t comprehend how these elderly douchebags have brought me so much laughter and joy over the last decade cause i kind of hate…

that’s because it’s rude to discuss star wars around the cast of the prequels. you’d have to be a real jerk to bring up those tragic events, especially to a man who could legit probably punch your face into different shapes.

you mean like master freezer?

what it means is that no one should be injecting themselves with anything without a medical degree/license because it’s a real easy way to die like this poor bastard almost did. shooting anything up seems like the one of the easier ways to diagnose mental illness.

i’m possibly as big a piece of shit as these motherfuckers cause i think this whole thing is hilarious. i know they don’t want to wear a mask cause of civil rights or some stupid fucking shit but it’s really something truly special that so many of them didn’t take the opportunity to strap one on before committing…

it’ll be weird to call triple A from hole 6 on a golf course.

i bet they took the back door off to stop people from using the storage area as an easily accessible extra seat and cramming people back there. that or they were like “fuck you, it’s an $800 car WITHOUT a rear door. you want it or not?”

jupiter is a beautiful fucking thing.  it would’ve been a star if there were enough material for it but there wasn’t and now it stands as our guardian, protecting us from all kinds of shit heading our way from all over the solar system.

i just read your reply in captain murphy’s voice.  ahahaha, he’s still got it.

unlike kelly loeffler, mr. magoo sincerely had no idea he was being photographed with a fucking racist ass fuckwad.