that legit seems really cool but i think it says more about your organization and ingenuity than it does about the grocery store register technology in this shit.

so it was like getting a VCR in 1945: interesting but fucking useless.

maybe they get paid by the word.

ziploc bag + hammer

i wonder if it would work with something besides the walnuts cause i don’t care for them too much. i can eat them but i don’t really like the aftertaste of walnuts or pecans. i LOVE almonds, peanuts, macadamias, cashews, and sunflower seeds (although now that i think about it i don’t know what the difference between…

head of public fellations

they’ve been cranking out the same damn jeep for like 400 years and i know people still buy them but as far as i’m concerned, this is like VHS still trying to hold off Betamax in 2021.

there’s a nifty little shortcut that helps and it doesn’t require having to split a single atom. whenever republicans say something, write it down on a piece of paper, crumple it up and throw it in the trash, then throw the trash can in the dumpster. it turns out you can just dismiss everything the right wing says and…

“Film #17 of the Nic Cage bankruptcy settlement saga.”

i kind of hate to agree with you but i also hate when people disagree with the facts. it is both true that this truck was wasted for no good reason since nobody even remembers this ad or knows it’s history and that this truck has lived a garbage life for DECADES anyway and isn’t really in a much different state as…

i don’t know. on the one hand, fucking with someone’s money is always gonna be shitty cause i bet that test only happened to those lower on the food chain and the fact that it was done from what actually turned out to be an official godaddy account means they didn’t actually test shit. they should pay cause that IS in…

at this point i’ve thrown just enough money at chasing down the problem to know for sure what it isn’t but i’m wary about throwing more money at what i think it probably is because i’ve known for sure before. but you mentioned a few things i can do for free or for cheap like just getting a good look at as much of the…

i thought it was lame that ep 7 started off with the rebels hiding from the empire again, or whatever they’re called now but same fucking shit. so after kicking the emperors dick in and walking out of the death star dragging darth vader behind him by the cape, luke drifted around for a few years then moved to a shack…

the ONLY cool thing to come of the prequels was the theory that jar jar was originally meant to be a sith lord but that lucas bitched out because of the overwhelmingly terrible response to jar jar in the first place. not only does that sound infinitely more interesting of an arc because it would give the prequels a…

sometimes shit just sucks. i completely agree that there’s a lot of toxic bullshit going on very loudly in the background but besides that, the story (as i understand it) they told in the sequels just sucked and didn’t do anything for me.  the characters sucked, the story sucked, the lore sucked, and even though i…

i really hate reboots and remakes in general, not just because it’s rarely anything more than an obvious lazy half-assed cash grab but because they’re almost always fucking with good movies. i think instead of bastardizing films that don’t need any help they should remake and reboot shitty movies. the lion king and…

i keep thinking what a damn shame it is that christopher hitchens didn’t live to see this bullshit unfold.  

i’d pay money to get left behind. it can’t be much worse than spending eternity with these uppity dorks.