ziploc bag + hammer

i wonder if it would work with something besides the walnuts cause i don’t care for them too much. i can eat them but i don’t really like the aftertaste of walnuts or pecans. i LOVE almonds, peanuts, macadamias, cashews, and sunflower seeds (although now that i think about it i don’t know what the difference between…

head of public fellations

they’ve been cranking out the same damn jeep for like 400 years and i know people still buy them but as far as i’m concerned, this is like VHS still trying to hold off Betamax in 2021.

“Film #17 of the Nic Cage bankruptcy settlement saga.”

i kind of hate to agree with you but i also hate when people disagree with the facts. it is both true that this truck was wasted for no good reason since nobody even remembers this ad or knows it’s history and that this truck has lived a garbage life for DECADES anyway and isn’t really in a much different state as…

at this point i’ve thrown just enough money at chasing down the problem to know for sure what it isn’t but i’m wary about throwing more money at what i think it probably is because i’ve known for sure before. but you mentioned a few things i can do for free or for cheap like just getting a good look at as much of the…

i keep thinking what a damn shame it is that christopher hitchens didn’t live to see this bullshit unfold.  

i’d pay money to get left behind. it can’t be much worse than spending eternity with these uppity dorks.

i GOTTA add one more:

i appreciate the advice because i’m not super handy with cars but i’ve had to dabble a lot more because of this jeep. it’s a 97 zj with 170k miles i bought dirt cheap like 4 years ago but it’s always had an issue of not wanting to turn over in the first place as well as shutting off randomly (and then refusing to…

if i had to choose...........i think i’d either go with

i’ve always thought the seattle gag was that homer laughed at the least funny name because he’s a dimwit, especially compared to “cucamonga” which is an actual funny sounding city. and i think mr. burns wanted the rolling stones killed because all those damn youngsters look the same to him ever since he became a…

looking for meaning somewhere where there isn’t any is certainly a fool’s errand but it’s the absurd shit just for the sake of the punchline that’s usually the best. i grew up watching the simpsons so i assumed that they came up with all that stuff and as i got older i kept finding out one by one that some of them…

you’re reminding me that i need to go through the wires in my old jeep. that’s not something i have any experience with but i suspect that’s the source of a lot of my problems. my dash backlight is dim sometimes but if i wiggle the headlight knob a little bit the dashboard will brighten/dim. it also won’t turn over…

first thing that immediately came to my mind when i began reading this article were those cool turn signals on the mustang where the light actually appears to move from one end to the other in the proper direction. it’s basically a little animation and the only thing that would make it even clearer that it’s about to…

chestnuts: the dirtiest word in the english language.

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