you mean a cracker?

the crime fit the pun-ishment.

this incident is horrific but we’ve been in that dystopian future for as long as there have been more than 2 humans on earth. i’m not suggesting that you said this, but i really hate when people say shit like “what’s this world coming to?” and imply that society and people are getting worse.  people have been HORRIBLE…

you ever wonder what makes the special sauce so special?

yea, but time only goes one way so hindsight is pretty much all there is.

i’d rather someone sacrifice a goat for me than pray for me.

when i lived in vegas a few years back i flew to san diego for my vacation. it was about a 45 min flight and as far as i could tell i was the only one who ordered booze. i didn’t give a fuck, it might’ve been early in the afternoon but i was officially on vacation so i already had a beer at the airport and when they…

i swear to god (any god, their god) that i had to scroll up and check if i had clicked on an article from the onion.

it’s pretty damn french. i can already hear it being snooty and snickering at my costco cheese pizza. 

it’s not just whatever health benefits are implied by choosing actual food vs candy, it’s that it’s safe to assume that even though dried fruit may not be the “healthiest” snack even the slightest nutritional benefit is far better “no nutritional value + probably bad for you.”

quick question totally unrelated to shaders but you seem to know a thing or two about destiny so, do you know what happens if you pop a vanilla destiny 2 physical disc in and boot it up? is it possible to play the nerfed planets or will it just force you to update the entire thing with a full install and essentially ig…

i don’t remember what game it was but i do remember being at gamestop during the late 00's and seeing a promo ad for a game that hadn’t been released yet already announce dlc. the way i (apparently naively) understood the world to work was that dlc was meant to add more stuff to a game that had already been completed…

right? i’d be stoked to realize the next day that i had 10lbs of candy. usually all i have leftover is atm receipts and if i’m real lucky a warm leftover beer that i misplaced before opening.