i’d dropkick a random elderly lady in the kidneys off the top rope for an elvis pb cup (that wasn’t expired.)

word. like the elvis edition banana reeses pb cups.  

i remember trump met with digenova and his dumbass wife essentially as a job interview and trump reportedly bailed on that plan because they looked disheveled and funky.

retroarch has been around forever and i think all their emulators are legal because they were either backwards engineered or they don’t provide required bios files for consoles that weren’t. i have to presume someone could force “retroarch” to shut down but it would pop up again before the hour is out under a…

amen. i LOVE star wars BUT when i say “star wars” i’m only referring to the original trilogy. i stood in line for a day for ep 1 and camped out overnight in line for ep 2 but i was fine catching ep 3 during it’s first week. i got caught up in the hype for the prequels especially after the special edition theatrical…

i don’t know if it’s still true either but about 20 years ago the clothes at the tommy hilfiger outlet had a totally different logo than the famous red/white “flag”. back when this shit was still real important to me, i remember always being disappointed by the reasonably priced “designer” jeans with labels no one…

the funniest one i’ve heard is that the dealership can disable your car remotely if you’re behind on payments. my old ass jeep doesn’t always turn on but that’s because it sucks, not because some douchenozzle hit a button and shithoused it to teach me a lesson.

i also skipped the video.  from my understanding, wiping the mushrooms down with a damp napkin before chopping them up also works.  i don’t actually know that it’s the ideal method but it gives me some peace of mind because a lot of stuff stays on the napkin.

dave became a household name because of this show. is it fair to assume that he signed a standard shitty comedy central contract despite the shitty terms? they were still probably taking a risk on chappelle’s show because he hadn’t proven he could be the main event yet and i doubt anyone expected it to be that…

i got into magic earlier this year right as the pandemic and shutdowns were beginning and since then, i’ve been hanging out with exactly 2 people (my friend and his wife) and we get together two or three times a week and play a couple games of MTG and maybe some video games and enjoy a few libations. it’s been almost…

trump is already planning his next project after a return to civilian life