i agree. it’s always awkward trying to just chill when jesus is around, just watching you the whole time, writing down everything you do wrong in his little magic notepad. if he’s not gonna have a beer or laugh at inappropriate conversations then he can fuck off.

as a huge taco bell fan, the thought of getting a burrito supreme in such a beautiful setting with a 32 oz cup half-full of rum and the rest pepsi with a little ice sounds sublime. as a vegetarian who hasn’t had a burrito supreme in years and now can’t get a spicy tostada or 7layer burrito or potato anything, super…

totally.  i love pouring tanjin on like EVERYTHING except sweets.  

that sounds........amazing. i myself like throwing a bunch of crushed cinnamon toast crunch pieces on top of vanilla bean ice cream after i tried the combo as a vape and fell in love but it totally worked out just as expected.

tried it when I served in the King’s African Rifles among the local zambezi tribesmen. never much cared for it.

i agree, but as i learn more about the case (particularly from this comment section) it seems like there is a lot more to consider than i first assumed. it’s a fucked up situation because a famous entertainer is apparently being denied autonomy over the substantial wealth they’ve accumulated on their own with…

i think i get what you were trying to do but i was pretty confused about what i was reading for several paragraphs before getting the pertinent information i was looking for.

i’m beginning to think that many early console fps’s (besides halo and maybe 007 n64) got a lot more praise and credit than they really deserved simply for functioning similar to pc fps releases. i hated 007 on n64 because i sucked at it but it was a legit fps game and for consoles, it was a mostly unheard of new…

while cops harass minorities and kill them over imaginary weapons, actual shitheads who actively want to incite violence and put cops in harms way strut around care free with both real actual weapons as well as the benefit of the doubt.

“looks like springfield’s got a discipline problem.

ok, so everybody who lives near your general geographic regions (you and tracy) should be forced to dispose of your vehicle every 2 or 3 years. i guess it’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t cause here in the desert our paintjobs and interior are subject to ridiculous temperatures but underneath, our cars don’t…

love it. i don’t give a fuck what anybody says, my favorite episode is “homer the heretic” but as much as i love the monorail episode, there are many episodes i would place above it and “you only move twice” is definitely one of them.

sounds about right. i started hanging out with these younger kids in high school and one day it turns out they’re making brownies. we made them for years following the same recipe and sold them at school. invariably we’d hear some crazy story and in my opinion they were closer to a hallucinogenic trip than a weed…

this is probably why i suck at washing cars.  i didn’t know i had to give a fuck about seams and seals and shit. i hit the dirt and bird shit and everything i can because i like how everything looks clean and shiny for a second when it’s wet.

but it might be a sign of some other, bigger underlying issue because i think most people here are finding it hard to comprehend why someone would leave a new car to rot despite his alleged financial trouble. i have to assume there’s a lot to the story that isn’t being disclosed because nothing about what we know…

i honestly don’t know what to think about this particular incident, but i agree with you 110,000% about the right wing. i used to hate patton oswalt until i watched ‘the comedians of comedy’ years ago and now i’m a huge fan. i honestly don’t know what to say about wesley snipes except when i think about his body of…

when a bunch of cops started quitting in the weeks following the murder of george floyd when they felt disrespected because people were demanding that they take responsibility for their actions i laughed my fucking dick off. i kept thinking “so you’re gonna quit because you think you should have a free pass to be a…

when a bunch of cops started quitting in the weeks following the murder of george floyd when they felt disrespected because people were demanding that they take responsibility for their actions i laughed my fucking dick off. i kept thinking “so you’re gonna quit because you think you should have a free pass to be a…

you’d do well to stay away from this vehicle. i have a 97 zj laredo that i love so much but who does not feel the same way about me. it treats me good when it feels like it but it’ll turn on me in the blink of an eye and make life miserable for like no reason. the only reason i still own it is because i don’t know…