i genuinely respect your opinion and after reading your replies in the comments, i feel like it’s a totally fair assessment of the movie. i loved the movie but i’m also a huge ali g fan and i’ll be the first to admit i’m unreasonably overjoyed to see anything with sacha in it and after seeing both borat movies, that…

yes, fuck facebook but i’ve changed my opinion on zuckerberg. i really do want one of these headsets but i don’t use facebook nor will i consider doing so, so i guess that’s that. as far as zuckerberg goes, i do consider him somewhat of an evil genius and the fact that he controls a product which unequivocally…

the fact that this ignorant clown-shoe bothers you so much speaks volumes about you as far as i’m concerned. it is a genuine insult to my intelligence to expect me to take any of his bullshit seriously or pretend that these people have a legitimate point of view. the ONLY principle the republican party has left is to…

we went to universal studios in like 97 right after the jurassic park ride opened and the first thing we did was get in line for the studio tour ride because my family wanted to get it out of the way since we were going to go on for sure. the line was long but as were walking up to it these people with clipboards were…

reminds me of the time i broke curfew and couldn’t get into my car to go home because we went swimming and got my keys wet. i had wet shorts on and put them in my pocket which ended up fucking up the remote so i got stuck for an extra couple hours because i couldn’t figure out how to turn the car on without triggering…

it’s like christianity after the scientific method was established.

we were on the highway in my friend’s 2018 explorer and i noticed a strange noise for a few minutes before i said something, but it wasn’t loud or scary enough to make a big deal out of. when we got to our destination my buddy realized that the number pad on the door had popped out and was only being held on by the…

canada, you one bad motherfucker.

you forgot baseball and soccer. 

atlanta has bigger, stupider fish to fry right now.

we’re in agreement that trump is not smart but he’s not a moron. he’s an amoral ignorant scumbag which turned out to be a perfect fit for modern american politics but that doesn’t make him intelligent; it makes republicans fucking bitch-ass cuckflakes who got taken advantage of by a piece of shit which automatically…

nothing like a cold crappy generic beer to go with hot generic garbage music.

i got a used 02 neon around 04 and i had a total of zero issues for 4/5 years until i wrecked it. when people saw what i drove, i was asked over and over what was wrong with mine by everyone who had owned one or knew someone who had so i guess i got lucky. to be honest, i don’t remember anything about how it drove…

on an unrelated note, i just noticed your user name.  i totally agree.

it’s amazing how much you can accomplish when you’re not constrained by pesky things like ethics, honor, mutual respect, institutional traditions, intellectual honesty, logic, or even your own words.

if i remember correctly, kazakhstan eventually embraced borat after he blew up and put the country on the map. i don’t know the actual legal implications of any of it but i remember reading that tourism and general interest in the country skyrocketed because of it

i’m gonna go ahead assume that there’s a salty little republican bitch in the mix with a stick up their ass. i’m betting they know that borat isn’t insulting jews but that he’s making fun of phony fucking conservatives and they’re gonna take a swing at it now that they have a chance.

if you understand that it was once great then you already know the answer. it’s like how people can be obsessed with a sports team that hasn’t been good or won shit in 30 years. i’ve caught a few episodes over the years generally because someone cool is hosting it but never actually “live” and it has only occasionally…

amen. i’ve been saying this for 4 years: TRUMP IS NOT A MORON; the people who voted for him are. trump isn’t a republican nor does he give a fuck about the shit republicans claim to be all about. he spouts off all the shit they want to hear because he is very good at marketing and they have no actual principles. it’s…